4/11 Cubs (Zambrano) at Phillies (Myers), CSN, 6:05 PM

[Bull]

When Myers is at bat, I wonder if Len and Bob will mention that his SLG % is higher at home at it is at the plate?

 

What does myers tell a woman with two black eyes?

 

 

shouldn't have to tell her anything, he already told her twice

 

[C.C.]

When Myers is at bat, I wonder if Len and Bob will mention that his SLG % is higher at home at it is at the plate?

 

Same goes for his punch out rate.

[JWCUB]

Whats the weather situation look like? Think we can get it in?

[C.C.]

Whats the weather situation look like? Think we can get it in?

 

 

chance of rain tonight is 50-50. We'll get this one in. Although, I wouldn't mind a rainout to rest the pen.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

I don't know. A rainout could send Myers over the edge and he'll go back home and beat his wife.

[Derwood]

http://upload.tastyspoon.com/uploads/200610/Wife_Beater.JPG

[jersey cubs fan]

My amateurish reading of the weather websites says they should get this game in, then it will rain over night and early Saturday. Then they will get the Saturday and Sunday games in with rain expected again late Sunday.

 

 

 

Also, the forecast in the Myers household is punchy with a slight chance of blood.

[Jake]

Going to be off and on rain over the weekend. They'll get all three games in, but probably with delays in each of them.

[CyHawk_Cub]

Cubs find a way to win this...

 

 

Let's start passing the hat so Myers' wife can re-locate to a battered wives' shelter...

[BigbadB]

One of my best friends growing up was a kid named Brett Meyer. I haven't seen him in probably 25 years. I wonder if he beats his wife.

[UMFan83]

Going to be off and on rain over the weekend. They'll get all three games in, but probably with delays in each of them.

 

Tough series for you guys. I know if the roles were switched, we'd be in doomsday mode over here. That said, I really like some of your young hitters.

[BCVM22]

Anyone want to put an over/under on borderline offensive references to Myers' treatment of his wife in this thread?

30billion and i'll take over.

 

Off to a good start...

[otis89]

Go Cobs!

[TruffleShuffle]

hopefully they can play this one quickly; probably ends up wet by around 9-11 PM. weather should not be a significant problem for the other two games this weekend.

[Terp]

Hopefully the Cubs win this one. This might be the one CSN game I don't watch on Gameday, due to the Flyers.

[Soul]

http://upload.tastyspoon.com/uploads/200610/Wife_Beater.JPG

 

LOL, nice.

[chuckywang]

Brett Myers's wikipedia page is chock full of references to his proclivity for domestic abuse:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brett_Myers

 

I'm thinking of adding some more.

[Outshined_One]

Brett Myers's wikipedia page is chock full of references to his proclivity for domestic abuse:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brett_Myers

 

I'm thinking of adding some more.

 

In a staple of every Phillies game known as "Ask the Players", Myers states that his childhood hero was "The Incredible Hulk". Indeed, this was confirmed when Kim Myers stated, "You won't like him when he's angry."

 

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

[SouthSideRyan]

I just googled wife beating jokes, surprisingly few results. Wonder if the IT guys can track me to that. This might turn out badly.

 

Like how Brett Myers's wife's marriage has turned out.

 

Cause he beats her.

[Andy]

Remember when Brett Myers threw a bunch of wild pitches to give the Cubs the win last August 1st and put us in 1st place?

 

Those weren't the last wild pitches he threw that night if you know what I mean.

[inari]

My contribution to the Brett Myers joke pool:

http://www.oomsa.com/files/admin/image001_10.jpg

[bukie]

So, apparently when Myers overheard hecklers tell him he couldn't "hit the broad side of a barn", he failed to hear the "side of a barn" part?

[BleacherBadger]

Unofficially, Myer's wife (276) trails only Craig Biggio (285) in career HBP.

[pitchcs]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/I

[BCVM22]

Unofficially, Myer's wife (276) trails only Craig Biggio (285) in career HBP.

 

Good god, I shouldn't laugh, but :lol: