4/11 Cubs (Zambrano) at Phillies (Myers), CSN, 6:05 PM

[DiamondMind]

I may or may not have just heavily edited his Wiki page.

[Bote McBoteface]

I may or may not have just heavily edited his Wiki page.

 

Haha, I did that earlier. I added something about his wife getting punk'd and something about how he took his anger out on his wife after the media incident. Looks like they've been deleted though...everything is back to normal.

[chuckywang]

Brett Myers's wikipedia page is chock full of references to his proclivity for domestic abuse:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brett_Myers

 

I'm thinking of adding some more.

 

In a staple of every Phillies game known as "Ask the Players", Myers states that his childhood hero was "The Incredible Hulk". Indeed, this was confirmed when Kim Myers stated, "You won't like him when he's angry."

 

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

 

Haha! That was actually my contribution. There are a few other jokes in that wiki article as well.

[VanceJergins]

Greetings from beautiful Carnegie, PA !!

 

 

What's the Cub's record when the opposing pitcher beats his wife the night before?

 

1st prize!

[VanceJergins]

When Myers is at bat, I wonder if Len and Bob will mention that his SLG % is higher at home at it is at the plate?

 

runner up

[erik316wttn]

Who gets pounded harder? Mrs Myers after a Phillies loss, or Jim Edmonds on a Saturday night?

[SouthSideRyan]

Who gets pounded harder? Mrs Myers after a Phillies loss, or Jim Edmonds on a Saturday night?

 

Mrs. Myers after a Phillies win. Celebratory wife beatings are the best kind of wife beatings.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Who gets pounded harder? Mrs Myers after a Phillies loss, or Jim Edmonds on a Saturday night?

 

Mrs. Myers after a Phillies win. Celebratory wife beatings are the best kind of wife beatings.

that and everyone knows Edmonds isn't a catcher

[PrimeTime]

We better win today because Lilly will get rocked and Hamels will throw a CGSO tommorrow.

[BRASKYS SCOTCH]

It's likely the Cubs can avoid the T-storms for tonight's game ... though it's too bad the same can't be said for Mrs. Meyers avoiding the thunder and lightning ... nightly ... under a roof ... directly striking her and only her. ... Brett Myers beats his wife Edited April 11, 2008 by BRASKY'S SCOTCH

[Schwarber Fan]

We better win today because Lilly will get rocked and Hamels will throw a CGSO tommorrow.

 

That's what we said about the Oswalt/Marquis matchup but we beat Roy harder than Myers beats his wife.

[gerby23]

I was just thinking the flip side would be fun--that it'd be nice if Myers showed up to the game with a black eye and a "no comment."

[David]

It'd be nice to take first tonight and not relinquish it for the rest of the season.

[RedFlash]

I'm usually don't mind the off-color jokes, cause I love me some good jokes, but these amateurish spousal abuse jokes, are just that.....amateur. I think these jokes are in poor taste, and most of your guys are above those kinds of jokes. I can't tell people what kind of jokes that can be told on this site, but what I can do is.....disapprove of these jokes 100%.

 

[-X at anybody who thnks spousal abuse jokes are funny.

 

And yes, I am a stick in a mud, about spousal abuse jokes.

 

So can please can the spousal abuse jokes, and get back to baseball, please?

[Drew Doughty]

I'm usually don't mind the off-color jokes, cause I love me some good jokes, but these amateurish spousal abuse jokes, are just that.....amateur. I think these jokes are in poor taste, and most of your guys are above those kinds of jokes. I can't tell people what kind of jokes that can be told on this site, but what I can do is.....disapprove of these jokes 100%.

 

[-X at anybody who thnks spousal abuse jokes are funny.

 

And yes, I am a stick in a mud, about spousal abuse jokes.

 

So can please can the spousal abuse jokes, and get back to baseball, please?

 

I don't think anyone is making fun of spousal abuse, but rather pointing out that Brett Myers is a moron.

[RedFlash]

I don't think anyone is making fun of spousal abuse, but rather pointing out that Brett Myers is a moron.

 

But can we do that without the spousal abuse jokes, tho?

[ctcf]

I don't think anyone is making fun of spousal abuse, but rather pointing out that Brett Myers is a moron.

 

But can we do that without the spousal abuse jokes, tho?

 

But if they make fun of the reporter incident they'd have to make [expletive] jokes and thats just amateurish.

[javy knows my name]

Don't ever change, you beautiful thread

[Terp]

For those of you like me in the Philly area and don't get CSN: The game is also on CW Philly or whatever they call UPN Now.

[TruffleShuffle]

A. Soriano lf

K. Fukudome cf

D. Lee 1b

A. Ramirez 3b

D. Ward rf

G. Soto c

M. DeRosa 2b

R. Theriot ss

C. Zambrano

 

 

S. Victorino

G. Dobbs

C. Utley

R. Howard

P. Burrell lf

G. Jenkins rf

C. Ruiz c

E. Bruntlett ss

B. Myers p

[VanceJergins]

I'm usually don't mind the off-color jokes, cause I love me some good jokes, but these amateurish spousal abuse jokes, are just that.....amateur. I think these jokes are in poor taste, and most of your guys are above those kinds of jokes. I can't tell people what kind of jokes that can be told on this site, but what I can do is.....disapprove of these jokes 100%.

 

[-X at anybody who thnks spousal abuse jokes are funny.

 

And yes, I am a stick in a mud, about spousal abuse jokes.

 

So can please can the spousal abuse jokes, and get back to baseball, please?

 

There's nothing wrong with insulting a guy who hits women.

[javy knows my name]

A. Soriano lf

K. Fukudome cf

D. Lee 1b

A. Ramirez 3b

D. Ward rf

G. Soto c

M. DeRosa 2b

R. Theriot ss

C. Zambrano

 

 

S. Victorino

G. Dobbs

C. Utley

R. Howard

P. Burrell lf

G. Jenkins rf

C. Ruiz c

E. Bruntlett ss

B. Myers p

I really have no words

[DiamondMind]

Neither Pie or Johnson tonight...Fukudome slides to CF and the 2 slot in the order, with Ward the Massive in RF. Hrmm.

[cubbyvirus00]

hmmm i like that lineup tbh....replace theriot with cedeno and its decent.

[TruffleShuffle]

so how long before pie is in iowa? sunday?