General Cubs Chit-Chat

[Sammy Sofa]

Whoa, was not expecting Seal Boy to sexily sneak in to the top 5!

[Sammy Sofa]

I'm confused as to why a lesbian is the authority on this.

 

Because she wrote it.

[Andy]

I'm confused as to why a lesbian is the authority on this.

Objectivity. My wife, to use one example, would absolutely rate Rizzo #1 on this list because she thinks he's adorable regardless of actual butt impressiveness. Kelly is presumably free of such distractions.

[Sammy Sofa]

Though, really, there's nothing subjective about dat #1 ass.

[Sammy Sofa]

And rightly calling out Bryant for his sloppy pants.

[Banedon]

And rightly calling out Bryant for his sloppy pants.

 

Tight pants just don't work with temple garments.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

https://twitter.com/startkyleorton/status/969279897607770112?s=21

 

 

*squints*

 

I have no idea who "reayel piatko"? is and neither does google.

[SouthSideRyan]

https://twitter.com/startkyleorton/status/969279897607770112?s=21

 

 

*squints*

 

I have no idea who "reayel piatko"? is and neither does google.

 

Renyel Pinto.

 

I do feel like Guzman has about 12 extra letters in his last name though.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

we need new shirts but instead of crappy players list our worst/best memes

[Bull]

https://twitter.com/startkyleorton/status/969279897607770112?s=21

Ah, yes, the original Jon Leicester.

[WrigleyField 22]

Important Cubs conversation...

 

https://medium.com/@kellywallace_48267/a-lesbians-definitive-ranking-of-chicago-cubs-butts-882506e93fca

 

I'm confused as to why a lesbian is the authority on this.

The time two lesbians complimented my ass and asked to grab it was the most flattering moment of my life.

[Omar]

I wonder where Arrieta would rank in butts if he was still on the team.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I wonder where Arrieta would rank in butts if he was still on the team.

the biggest. #maga

[We Got The Whole 9]

Russell likely omitted due to personal exploits

[davell]

Whoa, was not expecting Seal Boy to sexily sneak in to the top 5!

 

I was going over this article with a buddy and he named Seal Boy almost immediately. He was completely off my radar lol.

[Inlearningmode]

https://chicago.suntimes.com/sports/battle-scarred-kris-bryant-of-cubs-promises-leadership-fight-for-next-cba/

[Sammy Sofa]

Whoa, was not expecting Seal Boy to sexily sneak in to the top 5!

 

I was going over this article with a buddy and he named Seal Boy almost immediately. He was completely off my radar lol.

 

Well, damn, now I feel like I've been ignoring a potential goldmine. Someone get David to scan and enhance his archives for any primo Seal Boy butt shots.

[Proven Veteran]

I'm confused as to why a lesbian is the authority on this.

 

Because she wrote it.

Someone should invite her to post here.

[Omar]

lesbians are the best authority because they're not confused by lust

[imb]

a good butt is a good butt, regardless of the gender of the person whose butt it is. the qualities you look for are all the same

[treebird]

a good butt is a good butt, regardless of the gender of the person whose butt it is. the qualities you look for are all the same

 

disagree.

[jersey cubs fan]

a good butt is a good butt, regardless of the gender of the person whose butt it is. the qualities you look for are all the same

 

disagree.

Example: About Last Night, Demi Moore says she can't be with Rob Lowe because his butt is smaller than hers and that just don't make no sense on a variety of levels.

[We Got The Whole 9]

a good butt is a good butt, regardless of the gender of the person whose butt it is. the qualities you look for are all the same

 

disagree.

Example: About Last Night, Demi Moore says she can't be with Rob Lowe because his butt is smaller than hers and that just don't make no sense on a variety of levels.

How the hell do you remember such a trivial part of a crappy 30 year old movie

[jersey cubs fan]

 

disagree.

Example: About Last Night, Demi Moore says she can't be with Rob Lowe because his butt is smaller than hers and that just don't make no sense on a variety of levels.

How the hell do you remember such a trivial part of a crappy 30 year old movie

 

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