Hairyducked Idiot

We are most of the way there

Some leaks are true. Some are put out by agents to create leverage. It's impossible to tell which is which until after the fact.

I don't think getting veteran OL means we won't draft an OL. It means we can draft whoever we like long-term, which may or may not be an OL

Yeah, 10 feels like a super awkward spot in this draft for our needs.

All veterans are cooked in the NFL. Or at least it's enough that it's a safe assumption. But that's fine, there's nothing else to spend money on, this is what cap space is for.

I'm not enamored with taking an RB, but I would enjoy the rage from the people who are adamantly opposed to taking an rb.

I'm signed up for some pay to play with NHL alumni pickup and Guy Hebert will be there. I wanna get him to recreate this Simpsons bit with me in my goalie gear:

A few buck the trend, but if you assume all defensive players are washed up by 29, you'll be right more often than you're wrong.

That's what I love about being a goalie. I could play 7 nights a week if I wanted, at all levels, from literal novices to pickups with former pros. In theory I'm a bit too good for this novice league, but *checks video* apparently not.

So I've been playing goalie for the last couple of years. I'm not very good, but it's adult rec hockey, you don't need to be good. I've been playing all the way down in the lowest level because they play Saturday nights and I'd rather do that than get the 11 p.m. weeknight game slots. On Saturday night I got cooked by the world's slowest shootout fake. The guy came in so slow that I couldn't really build up any momentum to match his speed, and this being adult rookie I just assumed he was just gonna come in and shoot because most of them can't stickhandle enough to make any sort of move. I assumed wrong. He faked the shot, I bit it harder than Marv Albert with a hooker, and he slowly skated around me and casually tapped it in the net like a gimme putt as I sprawled back after him. As a reward for putting up with me over the years, I gift you all the rink video feed, complete with audio of the benches laughing at me. https://streamable.com/vbej7t

Tendency to sail deep balls showed up a bit in his scouting reports.

At the NHL level that is absolutely a designed play.

This is exactly why more and more goalie coaches are saying RVH is overused when the puck isn't in tight to the net.

Trubisky was a pro bowler

So much for my 'fans always hate cosches' theory Dallas and Detroit fans both seem quite bummed about the poaching we did today