Offseason Rumors

[ScrubMD]

Nobody told Kyle anything. He's just building it up so he can cry about it for months when nothing happens.

[UMFan83]

Rosemont

 

Interesting. Things have been really quiet on the Wrigley renovation front. What if they have been secretly looking over other sites and have decided to go that way.

 

ok ok unlikely, but what kind of enormous news could there really be that doesn't involve a player move and that would shock us.

[bukie]

Rosemont

 

Interesting. Things have been really quiet on the Wrigley renovation front. What if they have been secretly looking over other sites and have decided to go that way.

 

ok ok unlikely, but what kind of enormous news could there really be that doesn't involve a player move and that would shock us.

Ownership change

Front office change

Ballpark move

Ballpark renovations already nearing completion in secret, Tunney suddenly declared missing

TV deal

New baseball video game comes out, giving Derwood a chance to live blog his character once again

Edited January 15, 2014 by bukie

[sneakypower]

david pm'd me, we're going back to these bad boys

 

[ScrubMD]

If nsbb was a 3rd grade class, Kyle would be telling stories about the girl he had sex with at church and you would all be begging him to describe what boobs look like.

[rocket]

david pm'd me, we're going back to these bad boys

 

 

OH HELL YES

[Sammy Sofa]

If nsbb was a 3rd grade class, Kyle would be telling stories about the girl he had sex with at church and you would all be begging him to describe what boobs look like.

 

If this was 3rd grade I'd be pelting most of you with rocks.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

If nsbb was a 3rd grade class, Kyle would be telling stories about the girl he had sex with at church and you would all be begging him to describe what boobs look like.

 

I've been to third base in a church.

[A New Era]

Tim has been awfully silent since hearing from Kyle. Maybe he's so excited, busy doing what Clark the Cub did. (I so want to post it, but I won't).

[ScrubMD]

If nsbb was a 3rd grade class, Kyle would be telling stories about the girl he had sex with at church and you would all be begging him to describe what boobs look like.

 

If this was 3rd grade I'd be pelting most of you with rocks.

 

You'd be the smelly kid with the rat tail, gluing your books together.

[SouthSideRyan]

Did Kyle PM anyone that asked?

 

If not, I'm calling this BS.

 

I PM'd Tim and one other poster with the request that they not share the info or acknowledge that I told them (which I guess we can negate now because I'd like to head this off before it turns on me completely).

 

Since it's negated... it was me.

 

You all can shower me with attention in hopes that I'll budge and share this amazing nugget of information.

 

You don't seem the type to share other people's leaks with the crowd.

 

Wow...that almost worked.

 

[expletive] you guys, I was proud of this.

[ScrubMD]

I know which 3rd grader all of you would be, but I better not say.

[Sammy Sofa]

If nsbb was a 3rd grade class, Kyle would be telling stories about the girl he had sex with at church and you would all be begging him to describe what boobs look like.

 

If this was 3rd grade I'd be pelting most of you with rocks.

 

You'd be the smelly kid with the rat tail, gluing your books together.

 

That's such an odd, weirdly specific thing.

 

Hmmmm.

[Rob]

If nsbb was a 3rd grade class, Kyle would be telling stories about the girl he had sex with at church and you would all be begging him to describe what boobs look like.

 

I've been to third base in a church.

 

Did you get any hush money from the diocese?

[XZero771679666304]

If nsbb was a 3rd grade class, Kyle would be telling stories about the girl he had sex with at church and you would all be begging him to describe what boobs look like.

 

I've been to third base in a church.

 

Did you get any hush money from the diocese?

 

[expletive], I was going to make an almost identical joke like 10 minutes ago, but thought it would be too tasteless. Now I am filled with regret.

[Rob]

If nsbb was a 3rd grade class, Kyle would be telling stories about the girl he had sex with at church and you would all be begging him to describe what boobs look like.

 

I've been to third base in a church.

 

Did you get any hush money from the diocese?

 

[expletive], I was going to make an almost identical joke like 10 minutes ago, but thought it would be too tasteless. Now I am filled with regret.

 

I was pretty proud of it. But I'm a horrible person.

[ctcf]

If nsbb was a 3rd grade class, Kyle would be telling stories about the girl he had sex with at church and you would all be begging him to describe what boobs look like.

 

I've been to third base in a church.

 

Did you get any hush money from the diocese?

 

[expletive], I was going to make an almost identical joke like 10 minutes ago, but thought it would be too tasteless. Now I am filled with regret.

 

I was pretty proud of it. But I'm a horrible person.

 

It's alright, so is Kyle.

[imb]

lets see jeez, it's not a player acquisition as already stated

no type of managerial move that could be made would be "seismic" or w/e adjective was used

no front office move would fit the bill

 

that leaves two things

renovations (hardly "seismic")

or giant tv deal that was already talked about yesterday HMM WHERE THERES SMOKE THERE'S FIRE

 

that's my guess, what the [expletive] else could it be.

[RynoRules]

Better not be just a uniform change. I can get those any time I want.

 

How about a trade for Kershaw?

[jersey cubs fan]

lets see jeez, it's not a player acquisition as already stated

no type of managerial move that could be made would be "seismic" or w/e adjective was used

no front office move would fit the bill

 

that leaves two things

renovations (hardly "seismic")

or giant tv deal that was already talked about yesterday HMM WHERE THERES SMOKE THERE'S FIRE

 

that's my guess, what the [expletive] else could it be.

 

Legalized prostitution.

[Guest]

Better not be just a uniform change. I can get those any time I want.

 

How about a trade for Kershaw?

 

They're getting rid of the pinstripes and adding piping

 

@Transmogrified Tiger

[davell]

We just signed Chris Coghlan to a minor league deal. That HAS to be it.

[A New Era]

The ONLY things that could be "gravity" or "seismic" are. .

 

1) Building new "Wrigley" elsewhere

2) Massive TV deal allowing huge spending as early as, like right now.

[23sharks]

The ONLY things that could be "gravity" or "seismic" are. .

 

1) Building new "Wrigley" elsewhere

2) Massive TV deal allowing huge spending as early as, like right now.

 

These are the only 2 things that make sense...maybe ownership change too.

[imb]

The ONLY things that could be "gravity" or "seismic" are. .

 

1) Building new "Wrigley" elsewhere

2) Massive TV deal allowing huge spending as early as, like right now.

 

lmao I would LOVE it if they sprang No. 1 on us out of nowhere. now i hope that's it.