2013 Playoffs Game Thread

[Thed Hoyerstein]

Oscar Tavares and Carlos Martinez?

[Sammys Boombox]

This makes me really hope that the core of our team is built around Latin players and a Latin manager. Cardinals/Cardinals fans would go nuts if they were playing brides maid to a flashy Cubs team that wasn't behaving to their liking.

 

But what happens when we lose to their All-'Murican Boys and have to hear that it's all because our team is full of lazy hotheads who don't play the right way and aren't team players.

 

Be thankful that people like Kaplan will not influence the decisions of our front office and go get them next year.

[davell]

This makes me really hope that the core of our team is built around Latin players and a Latin manager. Cardinals/Cardinals fans would go nuts if they were playing brides maid to a flashy Cubs team that wasn't behaving to their liking.

 

But what happens when we lose to their All-'Murican Boys and have to hear that it's all because our team is full of lazy hotheads who don't play the right way and aren't team players.

Oh, we will out 'Murica them. Kris Bryant's smile is all that's needed for that menial task. But God help them if Mike Olt's ruggedness gets involved. The Cards have no shot.

[jersey cubs fan]

http://deadspin.com/why-dont-the-st-louis-cardinals-respect-the-game-1445679050

 

We at Deadspin share the Cardinals' concern for the soul of baseball. We want to see the game played the right way, which is why we'd like to see the following behavior eradicated from the diamond.

 

Here's Michael Wacha showing up Juan Uribe after striking him out to escape a bases loaded jam in Game 2. Wacha's just 22, so we blame his veteran teammates for not getting in his ear and letting him know that such behavior is unacceptable:

 

 

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[Guest]

Somebody should educate those [expletive] on the gas house gang. Tell them how baseball used to be played. [expletive] their unwritten rule book.

[Guest]

http://i.imgur.com/oCNLONC.png

 

rofl

[UMFan83]

that is so [expletive] perfect

[Banedon]

Oh that map is great.

[Guest]

Nice job Red Sox. Now go Dodgers.

[SouthSideRyan]

Nice job Red Sox.

 

WHY?

[Guest]

Nice job Red Sox.

 

WHY?

 

Because [expletive] the Tigers and because I've always liked the Red Sox.

[SouthSideRyan]

Nice job Red Sox.

 

WHY?

 

Because [expletive] the Tigers and because I've always liked the Red Sox.

 

Yeah, me too, and then the last 6 years happened.

[Guest]

Nice job Red Sox.

 

WHY?

 

Because [expletive] the Tigers and because I've always liked the Red Sox.

 

WHY?!

[Guest]

Because Laser Show.

[Soul]

Bye, LA

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Screw it, I'm going to enjoy this. Go Cardinals.

[SouthSideRyan]

Screw it, I'm going to enjoy this. Go Cardinals.

 

GFY

[Sammys Boombox]

Facebook guy from HS. He's been whining about Puig all night. His status and his comments on his own status:

 

Now that is a professional home run and home run trot! Making STL proud Holliday!

 

I wouldn't have cared if it wouldn't been a home run. I hope we tack a few more on here so we can put one in his ribs.

 

Rosie throws 100 haha

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Screw it, I'm going to enjoy this. Go Cardinals.

 

GFY

 

That's exactly what it feels like. And that's not all bad.

[Andy]

Screw it, I'm going to enjoy this. Go Cardinals.

It's too late for you now. You can give your progeny a lifetime of happiness, though.

[treebird]

it is really cute that you guys are still pretending the dodgers have a shot at this

[sneakypower]

Screw it, I'm going to enjoy this. Go Cardinals.

 

GFY

oh god, this again...

[mul21]

Shane Robinson homer in the NLCS? Seems about right.

[gscool89]

Ha Shane Robinson

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Screw it, I'm going to enjoy this. Go Cardinals.

 

GFY

oh god, this again...

 

It's perfectly customary for people to take up new teams in the playoffs when the Cubs aren't involved. This is totally normal.