Dempster Traded to Texas for 3B Villanueva & RHP Hendricks

[davell]

Damnit.

[rawaction]

YEAH THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Pitch him on 3 days rest, too.

 

AND CUT OFF HIS HEAD

 

How are you gonna feed him his own balls if he has no head? Think people!

[Have a seat, Neifi]

Pretty sure Dempster or his agent would file a grievance with the league if we were to banish him to the bullpen or run him into the ground, etc. Moreover, I can't imagine that be would a productive strategy as it concerns attracting and signing free agents.

[davell]

Cubs attendance is down. Tie Dempster up and have a free Kick Demp in the Nuts Day, to everyone that shows.

[cubbyvirus00]

So are we getting Brian Roberts or what?

[Guest]

Pretty sure Dempster or his agent would file a grievance with the league if we were to banish him to the bullpen or run him into the ground, etc. Moreover, I can't imagine that be would a productive strategy as it concerns attracting and signing free agents.

He couldn't file any grievances if they broke his fingers.

[mookie]

Pretty sure Dempster or his agent would file a grievance with the league if we were to banish him to the bullpen or run him into the ground, etc. Moreover, I can't imagine that be would a productive strategy as it concerns attracting and signing free agents.

He couldn't file any grievances if they broke his fingers.

 

Got to do it while he is sleeping.

[Magnetic Curses]

it would have been much easier for dempster if he would have just accepted the trade.

[Soul]

lol this thread is like going through the 7 stages of grief.

[Cubswin11]

lol this thread is like going through the 7 stages of grief.

Just wait until he's traded for an absolutely awful return, we will get to do it all over again!

[Elrhino]

YEAH THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Pitch him on 3 days rest, too.

 

AND CUT OFF HIS HEAD

 

And now Dempster wants everyone to know that fans are sending him death threats over internet messageboards.

 

Pray for him.

[davell]

It wouldn't surprise me if he comes out and says he wants to be a Cub.

[mookie]

Forever and ever and ever.

[Guest]

It wouldn't surprise me if he comes out and says he wants to be a Cub.

 

He'll have to fill out that application for water boy the same as everyone else.

[ConstableRabbit]

I was secretly hoping the "What're you doing?" Howry guy would come out of retirement for today's game.

[UMFan83]

So are we getting Brian Roberts or what?

 

Dempster was just seen in a Pittsburgh bar singing a Native American war chant while doing the Tomahawk Chop.

[cubbyvirus00]

So are we getting Brian Roberts or what?

 

Dempster was just seen in a Pittsburgh bar singing a Native American war chant while doing the Tomahawk Chop.

 

Does all of this mean that we can now revert back to his nickname of 'Dumpster'?

[ConstableRabbit]

Tribune:

Dempster on dugout tirade: 'I'm allowed to get upset'

 

This is quickly turning into a discussion around what Dempster can/can't do!

[Cubswin11]

Tribune:

Dempster on dugout tirade: 'I'm allowed to get upset'

 

This is quickly turning into a discussion around what Dempster can/can't do!

Baez needs to put Dempster in his place and tell him he's the only one in this organization that can do whatever the [expletive] he wants.

[javy knows my name]

Tribune:

Dempster on dugout tirade: 'I'm allowed to get upset'

 

This is quickly turning into a discussion around what Dempster can/can't do!

 

Holy [expletive], our media.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Stunning dark horse now leading in the Cubs Scapegoat To Run Out of Town sweepstakes.

[Cubswin11]

Once there is a solution here (whether he ends up getting traded or not) I think we all can agree that Treymon needs to summarize these events through illustrations a la the Theo/Ricketts/Bosox thread

 

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[SouthSideRyan]

Tribune:

Dempster on dugout tirade: 'I'm allowed to get upset'

 

This is quickly turning into a discussion around what Dempster can/can't do!

 

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/427504_10101775680493870_222904752_n.jpg

[UMFan83]

Tribune:

Dempster on dugout tirade: 'I'm allowed to get upset'

 

This is quickly turning into a discussion around what Dempster can/can't do!

 

The last two times a Cubs player had an on-field tirade and was grumpy about it to the media, there was a retirement shortly after. OK Zambrano was only threatening to retire but still....either way the player didn't remain on the team much longer.

[ManCrushOnNomar]

Tribune:

Dempster on dugout tirade: 'I'm allowed to get upset'

 

This is quickly turning into a discussion around what Dempster can/can't do!

 

 

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/427504_10101775680493870_222904752_n.jpg

I was just about to google for the same thing!