It turns out the real Yu Darvish was the friends we made in this thread

[d_money]

Should the title be changed to The Yu Darvish Sweater?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Wow isn’t it about time they sign him already -sigh- I can’t stop checking my phone!!!! They’re idiots if they think they can get anyone better!!!!!!!

 

REAL TALK my gf posted this on my phone while i was in the bathroom but also i agree with it

would you like a different girlfriend? I know of a girl who’s about to be single. she knows better than to touch a phone

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Pshhh. Didn't the Brian Roberts thread get past 200 pages?

[JennieGarthAlgar]

whats the Brewers guy saying

[Cubswin11]

whats the Brewers guy saying

He hasn’t posted in a few days, he was going somewhere without cell reception until this week sometime. But his last thing he said about Darvish he was assured he was a Cub.

[minnesotacubsfan]

Its a ruse!

[Old Style]

Should the title be changed to The Yu Darvish Sweater?

If Yu want to destroy my sweater

[Clem Fandango]

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[Aaron_Kennelly]

May we be condemned to receiving only Heyman updates until the end of time.

[Agony and Ivy]

May we be condemned to receiving only Heyman updates until the end of time.

 

Masochist

[jersey cubs fan]

May we be condemned to receiving only Heyman updates until the end of time.

Or, we may not be

[David]

would be funny if the cat is right and levine is wrong

 

5 years and haggling over a 6th certainly seems a lot more plausible to me than the cubs thinking they're gonna get yu darvish at only 4 years

 

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[UMFan83]

would be funny if the cat is right and levine is wrong

 

5 years and haggling over a 6th certainly seems a lot more plausible to me than the cubs thinking they're gonna get yu darvish at only 4 years

 

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It's crazy this dude has been milking "Darvish to Cubs is super close" for like 6 weeks now. Hope he's right

[Brian707]

http://78.media.tumblr.com/6149125fb7d004dc75ba600af20050bf/tumblr_o9yqfpMwS41rf1z16o1_400.gif

[Sammy Sofa]

Baby, we got a stew goin'!

 

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Baby, we got a stew goin'!

 

[entbird79]

[Sammy Sofa]

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I7dFWixPgiY/VWyjtnGr7PI/AAAAAAAAOCI/tNJkztaUQxQ/s1600/spoon%2B1.gif

[minnesotacubsfan]

What is Worcestershire sauce anyway

[BigbadB]

What is Worcestershire sauce anyway

 

Worcestershire sauce IS delicious!

[Sammy Sofa]

I wonder what Cubs slow cook in the clubhouse.

 

[WrigleyField 22]

I wonder what Cubs slow cook in the clubhouse.

 

It's pretty old, but I got a Cubs cookbook for Xmas one year. I'll report back if there's any slow cooker recipes (note that this won't include any current Cubs, but if Koyie Hill has a killer recipe it will be in there)

[davell]

would be funny if the cat is right and levine is wrong

 

5 years and haggling over a 6th certainly seems a lot more plausible to me than the cubs thinking they're gonna get yu darvish at only 4 years

 

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That idiot isn't right about anything. He just takes reported info and adds a bit to things. He's played different cards in the same hand for a damn month.

 

He's an ABTY clone. Hell, maybe he is ABTY.

[champaignchris]

What is Worcestershire sauce anyway

 

It's fermented fish sauce. And is a vital ingredient for meat loaf, cocktail sauce, sloppy Joes, Bloody Marys, steak marinades...

 

Basically all the good food has Worcestershire sauce in it.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Ian Happ has a great recipe for liver, fava beans and a nice chianti.