JennieGarthAlgar

horsefeathers jake arrieta

Nicest [expletive] serial killer ive ever seen

He was probably already in the area this week, figured might as well sign while he's there

Theo was so committed to never trading his core guys that he walked away before he had to. Respect.

God I love this site so god damned much

How do you "take advantage of your eyes"? Asking for a friend (Mike Olt).

Only in the context of the country being a neverending waking nightmare these days, sure. Maybe he meant that Trevor Bauer is the human equivalent of the National Treasure movie franchise?

I mean if it came out that the Cubs cheated somehow in '16 I'd be ok with them saying it was all Lackey's idea

Thyroid, hemorrhoid, whats the difference? Can we loophole our way into juicing Almora up with HGH?

5. Hired a manager that the team already hates

Sucks that Theo cant sign 29 year old Anthony Rendon because he will be vomiting too hard from signing 27 year old Kris Bryant knowing he will be 30 some day

I didn't even check in. I was told by a friend who frequents the dregs of Cub boards and reports back Is... is this supposed to be better?

Bet the Phillies hire Girardi

The caption said it was the day he returned to action so it would have been the fourth day after the injury. Right, once it turns black and blue it stays that way for awhile. Can confirm, played basketball in high school, severely sprained my ankle a couple times. horsefeathers hurts. Years later I will roll my ankle every now and then just taking a normal step and nearly give myself a panic attack each time in the process

Soler was traded like 3 years ago