5/16 Pittsburgh (Cole) @ CUBS (Lester) 3:05, ABC7/Fox

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Hooray, they're pulling Schlitter!

 

Oh, it's Coke :(

[Ram1380]

Fuckin ridiculous

 

"nonsense"

[Andy]

He'll get a ground ball any day now

[ScrubMD]

I mean...it's just....it's every damn game.

[Banedon]

Whelp...at.least Maddon had a short leash on him.

[CincyCubsFan]

Hey guys let's bring in Phil Coke.

[Tryptamine]

I would so much have rather seen Edwin come out for the 8th today.

[Sammys Boombox]

Was Schlitter staying low on his pitches in Iowa? What a joke.

[Ram1380]

DFA this [expletive] idiot

 

 

here here

[Andy]

I would so much have rather seen Edwin come out for the 8th today.

Ditto. At least he stumbles ass over tea kettle into a decent outing once in a while

[davell]

They should force him to shave his beard. He doesn't deserve it. Then DFA him.

[halplm]

Ah Schlitter, we missed you so...

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Sweet Phil Coke is herr to save the day. Yeah we lost this one. Better luck next game.

[CyHawk_Cub]

This is [expletive] ridculous

[OleMissCub]

Surely Schlitter is some sort of performance art, right? This has moved into being comical.

[PackLandVA]

You just knew the Pirates were gonna score off of Schlitter, it's just a matter of how many runs.

[rawaction]

[expletive] Schlitter.

[Guest]

*applause*

[halplm]

This is bad

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Schlitter did get the hold, I'll give him that.

 

It's just a parade of pitchers I hate seeing.

[Tryptamine]

So apparently we're going to run every [expletive] pitcher out in one inning

[Irrelevant Dude]

This is just a parade of suckage.

[UMFan83]

So who is going to close if the Cubs are still ahead in the 9th?

[CyHawk_Cub]

Out of frying pan, into the fire. Coke didn't [expletive] the bed though (I am AMAZED). Straight-ball-Motte in now.

[Andy]

Schlitter did get the hold, I'll give him that.

 

It's just a parade of pitchers I hate seeing.

He did not. I learned from fantasy last year that you have to get an out to get a hold