Yankees Sign Masahiro Tanaka

[shnsajax]

Nomar.

45 degree boner for me

 

 

Incidentally, according to the interwebs, it would take a 40-inch boner to make the average human man to pass out.

 

Tanaka's got me at 35 right now, and the actual signing of him might get me the last five.

 

I'll never understand white guys talking having boners to non-sexual things.

 

Fear boner?

[BeerHere]

Nomar.

45 degree boner for me

 

 

Incidentally, according to the interwebs, it would take a 40-inch boner to make the average human man to pass out.

 

Tanaka's got me at 35 right now, and the actual signing of him might get me the last five.

 

I'll never understand white guys talking having boners to non-sexual things.

What does white have to do with it? Black guys never say stupid things on message boards?

[rawaction]

What does white have to do with it? Black guys never say stupid things on message boards?

 

Nah, not really.

[NOLA]

http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/665-thats-racist.gif

[Guest]

What does white have to do with it? Black guys never say stupid things on message boards?

 

Nah, not really.

 

explain warpticon then.

[SouthSideRyan]

White guys say things like this gives me a boner and black guys say things like I ate a plate full of jelly while watching the Transformers movie.

[Warpticon]

y'all are weird.

[Clem Fandango]

http://www.hark.com/clips/pwhhfqsxyk-this-is-how-white-people-dial-a-phone

[abuck1220]

y'all are weird.

 

now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to listen to some french rap.

[rawaction]

White guys say things like this gives me a boner and black guys say things like I ate a plate full of jelly while watching the Transformers movie.

 

Exactly. The latter is not stupid. It's real!

[Guest]

White guys say things like this gives me a boner and black guys say things like I ate a plate full of jelly while watching the Transformers movie.

 

lmfao

[Warpticon]

y'all are weird.

 

now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to listen to some french rap.

 

This is pretty much my point exactly. Why is this even a big deal?

[USSoccer]

y'all are weird.

 

now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to listen to some french rap.

 

Those songs are his jam, though.

[A New Era]

This is the Tanaka thread?

 

Tanakitoff will ya. (the phone thing was funny though).

[ScrubMD]

[A New Era]

 

:-))

[Guest]

Watch this turn out like purple fanta shirt guy

 

@glanville6: @MLBBruceLevine just walked into cubs convention and said Tanaka is outside. I guess we'll see #CubsCon

[USSoccer]

Watch this turn out like purple fanta shirt guy

 

@glanville6: @MLBBruceLevine just walked into cubs convention and said Tanaka is outside. I guess we'll see #CubsCon

 

How would Glanville know what he looks like? How does he know that's not just some random Asian American fan?

[Guest]

Watch this turn out like purple fanta shirt guy

 

@glanville6: @MLBBruceLevine just walked into cubs convention and said Tanaka is outside. I guess we'll see #CubsCon

 

How would Glanville know what he looks like? How does he know that's not just some random Asian American fan?

 

That's some random person (who I don't think is named Glanville) saying that Bruce Levine said that.

[Guest]

Oh, wait, was that another race joke?

 

WOOSH

[USSoccer]

Watch this turn out like purple fanta shirt guy

 

@glanville6: @MLBBruceLevine just walked into cubs convention and said Tanaka is outside. I guess we'll see #CubsCon

 

How would Glanville know what he looks like? How does he know that's not just some random Asian American fan?

 

That's some random person (who I don't think is named Glanville) saying that Bruce Levine said that.

 

Damn kids and their twitters and me not correctly reading it.

[A New Era]

Uh I'm sure if Bruce Levine said/saw Tanaka there would be more than just some random stupid nobody loser tweeting it.

[RynoRules]

Uh I'm sure if Bruce Levine said/saw Tanaka there would be more than just some random stupid nobody loser tweeting it.

 

Just a hunch, but I'd wager that Levine knows a good looking young Asian man when he sees one.

[Guest]

Uh I'm sure if Bruce Levine said/saw Tanaka there would be more than just some random stupid nobody loser tweeting it.

 

Uh, I don't think anyone is taking that Tweet seriously.

[jersey cubs fan]

Uh I'm sure if Bruce Levine said/saw Tanaka there would be more than just some random stupid nobody loser tweeting it.

 

Just a hunch, but I'd wager that Levine knows a good looking young Asian man when he sees one.

 

I see what you did there.