Yankees Sign Masahiro Tanaka

[Guest]

The last time I was this excited about an acquisition...

 

 

 

I was actually more excited for Bradley. *ducks*

I realized that about myself and then didn't want to post it. :(

I was pretty excited about both, but Bradley was more recent right?

 

Both those guys were over 30 though, this is a whole new ballgame.

 

Actually, Harden is about as excited as I've been for an acquisition in remotely recent memory.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Nomar.

[Guest]

Nomar.

 

Crazy that was just about 10 years ago. I didn't want to go that far back.

[Guest]

Nomar.

45 degree boner for me

[NOLA]

Theo

[MWV]

Nomar.

Yep.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Nomar.

45 degree boner for me

 

 

Incidentally, according to the interwebs, it would take a 40-inch boner to make the average human man to pass out.

 

Tanaka's got me at 35 right now, and the actual signing of him might get me the last five.

[Gilby]

If the White Sox are serious bidders we know where the $20m saved in the Deng trade is going.

 

 

 

Just kidding, mostly.

 

Haha.

 

We need this so damn badly. ABTY, Marlin, and Stark all seem to be hearing similar things. My hopes are sky high at the moment.

[ConstableRabbit]

God, I know it's been discussed ad nauseam, but the Nomar trade was... wow. The combination of the team we had, the last minute nature of the deal, and the fact that the flow of information was so much slower back then made it amazing.

 

That's #1 all-time for me.

[sneakypower]

i actually remember wanting Orlando Cabrera more, which was reported first, so i was let down when we flipped him for Nomar

[Hairyducked Idiot]

i actually remember wanting Orlando Cabrera more, which was reported first, so i was let down when we flipped him for Nomar

 

You're weird.

[Guest]

Actually getting Theo probably had me as excited as any player acquisition, if not more.

 

I've had a man-crush for a while.

[rawaction]

Nomar.

45 degree boner for me

 

 

Incidentally, according to the interwebs, it would take a 40-inch boner to make the average human man to pass out.

 

Tanaka's got me at 35 right now, and the actual signing of him might get me the last five.

 

I'll never understand white guys talking having boners to non-sexual things.

[Thed Hoyerstein]

Nomar.

45 degree boner for me

 

 

Incidentally, according to the interwebs, it would take a 40-inch boner to make the average human man to pass out.

 

Tanaka's got me at 35 right now, and the actual signing of him might get me the last five.

 

I'll never understand white guys talking having boners to non-sexual things.

 

A 25 y/o potential TOR arm sound sexy to me

[SouthSideRyan]

Nomar.

45 degree boner for me

 

 

Incidentally, according to the interwebs, it would take a 40-inch boner to make the average human man to pass out.

 

Tanaka's got me at 35 right now, and the actual signing of him might get me the last five.

 

I'll never understand white guys talking having boners to non-sexual things.

 

Damn this post gets me hard

[NOLA]

http://i.imgur.com/SCNLyPY.gif

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I'll never understand white guys talking having boners to non-sexual things.

 

I have my first first date in 13 years tonight, and I wish I didn't so I could just stay home and refresh for Tanaka news. This is far sexier.

[ConstableRabbit]

I'll never understand white guys talking having boners to non-sexual things.

 

I have my first first date in 13 years tonight, and I wish I didn't so I could just stay home and refresh for Tanaka news. This is far sexier.

Sounds like you need to convert Chili's to Chili's-To-Go.

[Guest]

I'll never understand white guys talking having boners to non-sexual things.

 

I have my first first date in 13 years tonight, and I wish I didn't so I could just stay home and refresh for Tanaka news. This is far sexier.

 

Trying to figure out if this says more about your date or you.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I'll never understand white guys talking having boners to non-sexual things.

 

I have my first first date in 13 years tonight, and I wish I didn't so I could just stay home and refresh for Tanaka news. This is far sexier.

 

Trying to figure out if this says more about your date or you.

 

 

http://i1003.photobucket.com/albums/af158/DorkKnight/GrampaSimpson-ColumnA-B.gif

[SouthSideRyan]

Pics or it's not true

[jersey cubs fan]

I'll never understand white guys talking having boners to non-sexual things.

 

I have my first first date in 13 years tonight, and I wish I didn't so I could just stay home and refresh for Tanaka news. This is far sexier.

Sounds like you need to convert Chili's to Chili's-To-Go.

 

top notch

[Warpticon]

Nomar.

45 degree boner for me

 

 

Incidentally, according to the interwebs, it would take a 40-inch boner to make the average human man to pass out.

 

Tanaka's got me at 35 right now, and the actual signing of him might get me the last five.

 

I'll never understand white guys talking having boners to non-sexual things.

 

http://i.imgur.com/nKvNkC3.gif

[apete6]

I'll never understand white guys talking having boners to non-sexual things.

 

I have my first first date in 13 years tonight, and I wish I didn't so I could just stay home and refresh for Tanaka news. This is far sexier.

Sounds like you need to convert Chili's to Chili's-To-Go.

 

top notch

 

Alright, alright, alright

 

http://i.imgur.com/EtcKUqy.jpg

[Sammy Sofa]

Nomar.

45 degree boner for me

 

 

Incidentally, according to the interwebs, it would take a 40-inch boner to make the average human man to pass out.

 

Tanaka's got me at 35 right now, and the actual signing of him might get me the last five.

 

I'll never understand white guys talking having boners to non-sexual things.

 

Some day the black community will reject homophobia and join us in unabashed sword-fighting.