Bryce Harper douchiness thread

[TruffleShuffle]

yeah he doesn't belong at low A - probably didn't belong there at all.

[Derwood]

Are the Nationals totally set on keeping him in the OF? Wouldn't he be more valuable at C?

[illiniguy]

Are the Nationals totally set on keeping him in the OF? Wouldn't he be more valuable at C?

He would be, but his bat is gonna be ready fast. As a catcher he might take a lot longer to develop.

[TruffleShuffle]

catchers tend to get hurt frequently, and have shorter careers, and as mentioned they take longer to develop because of the defensive/staff-handling demands. plus he's a dick and would probably end up pissing off too many of his pitchers as well as home plate umpires.

[Clem Fandango]

Are the Nationals totally set on keeping him in the OF? Wouldn't he be more valuable at C?

He would be, but his bat is gonna be ready fast. As a catcher he might take a lot longer to develop.

 

Plus they already have Derek Norris and Wilson Ramos, among others (Jesus Flores) available at the position. Can't think of any top of the line OF prospects they have. Need to distribute the wealth

[Prizefight]

I'm sure the recent Mauer and Posey injuries strengthened their commitment to him in the outfield.

[Elwood]

His truck: http://deadspin.com/5814778/bryce-harpers-truck-is-exactly-what-youd-expect-bryce-harpers-truck-to-be

[Sammy Sofa]

Yup, that headline is completely accurate.

[Tryptamine]

His truck: http://deadspin.com/5814778/bryce-harpers-truck-is-exactly-what-youd-expect-bryce-harpers-truck-to-be

 

So has he surpassed Braun's seemingly insurmountable level of douchiness?

[rocket]

hopefully it ends up looking like ryan dunn's porsche

[imb]

*like*

[Sammy Sofa]

His truck: http://deadspin.com/5814778/bryce-harpers-truck-is-exactly-what-youd-expect-bryce-harpers-truck-to-be

 

So has he surpassed Braun's seemingly insurmountable level of douchiness?

 

Oh, God, no. Braun will always have the slight edge by playing in the Cubs' division.

[Clem Fandango]

Jon Lieber is not impressed

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/rG36C.jpg

 

[shnsajax]

Holy [expletive]. I think gas just went up to $4 a gallon just looking at that truck.

[davearm2]

Athletes and cars is a truly fascinating dynamic. So much disposable cash. So much questionable taste.

[XZero771679666304]

Jon Lieber is not impressed

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/rG36C.jpg

 

Now that's a vehicle for the zombie apocalypse. But that's about it.

[OleMissCub]

At least Adolfo's obnoxious ride shows some team spirit

 

 

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/olemisscub/DSC00893.jpg

 

[ConstableRabbit]

At least Adolfo's obnoxious ride shows some team spirit

 

 

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/olemisscub/DSC00893.jpg

Nah, I've seen Fonzie's car up close -- it's definitely more of a turquoise-teal thing than anything Cubbie blue. That photo just makes it look darker than it is.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

At least Adolfo's obnoxious ride shows some team spirit

 

 

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/olemisscub/DSC00893.jpg

Nah, I've seen Fonzie's car up close -- it's definitely more of a turquoise-teal thing than anything Cubbie blue. That photo just makes it look darker than it is.

 

Marlins team pride.

[OleMissCub]

At least Adolfo's obnoxious ride shows some team spirit

 

 

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/olemisscub/DSC00893.jpg

Nah, I've seen Fonzie's car up close -- it's definitely more of a turquoise-teal thing than anything Cubbie blue. That photo just makes it look darker than it is.

 

Well I took that picture so ive seen it up close myself and I remember it being the same color as it appears in the pic. That was five or so years ago though so maybe he has gotten it painted since then?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

At least Adolfo's obnoxious ride shows some team spirit

 

 

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/olemisscub/DSC00893.jpg

Nah, I've seen Fonzie's car up close -- it's definitely more of a turquoise-teal thing than anything Cubbie blue. That photo just makes it look darker than it is.

It's blue.

[jersey cubs fan]

At least Adolfo's obnoxious ride shows some team spirit

 

 

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/olemisscub/DSC00893.jpg

Nah, I've seen Fonzie's car up close -- it's definitely more of a turquoise-teal thing than anything Cubbie blue. That photo just makes it look darker than it is.

 

Well I took that picture so ive seen it up close myself and I remember it being the same color as it appears in the pic. That was five or so years ago though so maybe he has gotten it painted since then?

 

You took that picture 5 years ago?

[OleMissCub]

You took that picture 5 years ago?

 

That was a guesstimation. Upon further inspection it was Sept 2, 2007. So nearly four.

[NCCubFan]

Harper has been promoted to AA, skipping A+, and will make his debut tonight.

[Splendid Splinter]

Leiber/Harper/Soriano got nothing on this guy.... Well Leiber is close...

 

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Everyone-look-at-Joe-Johnson-8217-s-giant-truck;_ylt=AnUlaczOfhx7kTeghxEKITg5nYcB?urn=nba-wp5970