Bryce Harper douchiness thread

[UMFan83]

I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says Brian Wilson.

[SouthSideRyan]

Hey, who's that guy from the Beach Boys, went crazy and gained a ton of weight?

[Yeti]

Brian Wilson

 

 

come and try it UMFan

[rocket]

it's a matter of instict, it's a matter of conditioning, it's a matter of fact.

[Sammy Sofa]

Brian Wilson probably...uh...has a mouth full of sores?

[Brian]

He was sent to AAA today, won't be torching the Cubs in his debut (well still possible but it won't be opening series)

[erik316wttn]

He was sent to AAA today, won't be torching the Cubs in his debut (well still possible but it won't be opening series)

 

What does Brian Wilson think about this?

[17 Seconds]

good joke erik

[erik316wttn]

good joke erik

 

Thank you. I think so too.

[Sammy Sofa]

I came here for the delightful pistol-whipping and am leaving disappointed.

[bukie]

Harper was called up today, as Ryan Zimmerman went to the DL.

[Clem Fandango]

A little premature, given his struggles in AAA, but I guess they a) want to keep up their winning ways as best as possible and b) want to keep butts in the seats

[Guest]

Trout called up on the same day.

[BCVM22]

Some dude mooned the camera as Harper got his first hit.

 

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/4/28/2985669/the-guy-who-ruined-bryce-harpers-first-ever-hit

 

Link contains the actual mooning. Fair warning.

[Sammy Sofa]

Outstanding.

[Guest]

The whole thing comes about from the wave going round the stadium mid-at bat in a close game. How quintessentially LA of them.

[apete6]

He blatantly flipped his helmet off on that double. What a douche!

[sneakypower]

http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusmlbexperts/bryceharpermichaelberryman042912.jpg

[Guest]

http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusmlbexperts/bryceharpermichaelberryman042912.jpg

He is such a great villain.

[OleMissCub]

Incredible throw to home tonight from deep left field but ump missed the call. His arm has to be among the best in the league now. Should have two assists already.

[El Duderino]

Incredible throw to home tonight from deep left field but ump missed the call. His arm has to be among the best in the league now. Should have two assists already.

 

i'm pretty sure I remember reading he hit 95+ in high school.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Incredible throw to home tonight from deep left field but ump missed the call. His arm has to be among the best in the league now. Should have two assists already.

It's rare to see a throw from that deep make it on the fly.

[OleMissCub]

Incredible throw to home tonight from deep left field but ump missed the call. His arm has to be among the best in the league now. Should have two assists already.

It's rare to see a throw from that deep make it on the fly.

 

with apparently room to go. that thing might have come close to the backstop before hitting the ground.

[OleMissCub]

Dude can absolutely rake. Missed two bombs tonight by probably five feet; had them hit off the top of the tall fence there in DC.

[illiniguy]

Is it time we offered LaHair for him? Or do we demand Strasburg also?