5/5 White Sox (Quintana) @ Cubs (Samardzija) 7:05 CDT,CSN TV

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

maybe in the bleach blonde bimbo kind of way. i mean in no way am i saying i wouldnt, but you know.

[d_money]

Dumbass Dunn

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

all thumbs dunn, hahahahaha

[Andy]

Re-signing Nate Schierholtz might have been the worst move Theo has made so far. He is absolute garbage.

He has been garbage, but we didn't really 're-sign' him. This was his final year of arbitration.

It would have been nice to get something for him last year when he was producing at asinine levels.

Yes...yes it would have.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Still only down one.

 

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[gscool89]

The White Sox are going to throw a perfect game against us. That'll get the meatballs going.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

The White Sox are going to throw a perfect game against us. That'll get the meatballs going.

 

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[Ballgame64]

The White Sox are going to throw a perfect game against us. That'll get the meatballs going.

Shouldn't that get all fans going?

[Tryptamine]

If Quintana throws a perfect game against the Cubs while also on my opponent's fantasy team, there is not a syringe in the world capable of holding the dose I would need.

[treebird]

samardzija not thrilled with his catcher

[Sammy Sofa]

That's basically how I slid when I used to play. That was hideous.

[RammyFanny]

Kelly Crull looks like she should be Eric Foreman's slutty sister.

[Guest]

positioned perfectly and he still blows the call. umpires are the scum of the [expletive] earth.

[SouthSideRyan]

At least we already know the most annoying thing Olt can do is out of the way now. His incoming 0-for-4 with 2 Ks won't feel so bad.

 

I like your dating stories better.

 

We could call those JuniorLakes

[Guest]

Kelly Crull looks like she should be Eric Foreman's slutty sister.

 

RIP

[SouthSideRyan]

@bleedcubbieblue: In house crowd estimate for @Cubs vs @WhiteSox 5/5: 21,000

 

Interleague fever. Catch it!

 

Pat estimated 34K, though he goes by paid

[Sammy Sofa]

positioned perfectly and he still blows the call. umpires are the scum of the [expletive] earth.

 

He was positioned on the other side from where his hand was pinned, wasn't he?

[SouthSideRyan]

Kelly Crull looks like she should be Eric Foreman's slutty sister.

 

She's rougher than her. At least alive her.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Kelly Crull looks like she should be Eric Foreman's slutty sister.

 

She's rougher than her. At least alive her.

 

Who would you rather?

 

The percentage of threads here that end up on the subject of dead women is getting a bit high.

[SouthSideRyan]

Kelly Crull looks like she should be Eric Foreman's slutty sister.

 

She's rougher than her. At least alive her.

 

Who would you rather?

 

Headless Kate Upton

[mul21]

she's attractive. not the smokeshow i thought tho

 

Stop saying smokeshow. This isn't Mississippi.

[UMFan83]

If Quintana throws a perfect game against the Cubs while also on my opponent's fantasy team, there is not a syringe in the world capable of holding the dose I would need.

 

If you can't beat them...

[mul21]

Kelly Crull looks like she should be Eric Foreman's slutty sister.

 

She's rougher than her. At least alive her.

 

Who would you rather?

 

Headless Kate Upton

 

All the important parts are still there. Why not?

[SouthSideRyan]

The percentage of threads here that end up on the subject of dead women is getting a bit high.

 

And that's not even counting the pro wrestling thread. I'll never forgive you Lex Luger.

 

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[UMFan83]

[expletive] anyone but Barney up in this situation