5/5 White Sox (Quintana) @ Cubs (Samardzija) 7:05 CDT,CSN TV

[Hairyducked Idiot]

At least we already know the most annoying thing Olt can do is out of the way now. His incoming 0-for-4 with 2 Ks won't feel so bad.

[BeerHere]

I have a feeling that when Samardzija finally does get traded, presumably this June, he takes the opportunity to thoroughly rip the Cubs for the rebuild and the general approach.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I have a feeling that when Samardzija finally does get traded, presumably this June, he takes the opportunity to thoroughly rip the Cubs for the rebuild and the general approach.

 

He seems like he'd be very careful not to let it get public. But you know he's saying it to everyone he knows in the game.

 

I wish brettjacksons weren't already called brettjacksons, because we could call them juniorlakes.

[Guest]

I have a feeling that when Samardzija finally does get traded, presumably this June, he takes the opportunity to thoroughly rip the Cubs for the rebuild and the general approach.

 

He seems like he'd be very careful not to let it get public. But you know he's saying it to everyone he knows in the game.

 

I wish brettjacksons weren't already called brettjacksons, because we could call them juniorlakes.

 

he's going to earn it.

[Elwood]

At least we already know the most annoying thing Olt can do is out of the way now. His incoming 0-for-4 with 2 Ks won't feel so bad.

 

I like your dating stories better.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

I have a feeling that when Samardzija finally does get traded, presumably this June, he takes the opportunity to thoroughly rip the Cubs for the rebuild and the general approach.

 

He seems like he'd be very careful not to let it get public. But you know he's saying it to everyone he knows in the game.

 

I wish brettjacksons weren't already called brettjacksons, because we could call them juniorlakes.

 

he's going to earn it.

 

we could call them krisbryants and javybaezs too.

[Guest]

I have a feeling that when Samardzija finally does get traded, presumably this June, he takes the opportunity to thoroughly rip the Cubs for the rebuild and the general approach.

 

He seems like he'd be very careful not to let it get public. But you know he's saying it to everyone he knows in the game.

 

I wish brettjacksons weren't already called brettjacksons, because we could call them juniorlakes.

 

he's going to earn it.

 

we could call them krisbryants and javybaezs too.

 

those guys are actually good, so i don't care.

[gscool89]

Re-signing Nate Schierholtz might have been the worst move Theo has made so far. He is absolute garbage. Edited May 6, 2014 by gscool89

[OleMissCub]

Whoa, who's the Cubs new sideline girl? Smokeshow.

[ConstableRabbit]

Whoa, who's the Cubs new sideline girl? Smokeshow.

Different strokes I guess haha!

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

Whoa, who's the Cubs new sideline girl? Smokeshow.

http://i.imgur.com/L3vb9ZY.gif

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I forgot we were facing a lefty pitcher. Olt might go like 1-for-4 with one K.

[d_money]

I could get Olt out

[OleMissCub]

Whoa, who's the Cubs new sideline girl? Smokeshow.

Different strokes I guess haha!

 

I AM about 4 beers in tonight so far...

[d_money]

Barney [expletive] sucks

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

JD says they're playing Barney like an off-field hitter. More like a no-field hitter, amirite?

[gscool89]

Why is Barney not hitting 9th? Or 10th?

[d_money]

Why is Barney not hitting 9th? Or 10th?

Hey-ohhhhh!!!!

[Andy]

Re-signing Nate Schierholtz might have been the worst move Theo has made so far. He is absolute garbage.

He has been garbage, but we didn't really 're-sign' him. This was his final year of arbitration.

[UMFan83]

@bleedcubbieblue: In house crowd estimate for @Cubs vs @WhiteSox 5/5: 21,000

 

Interleague fever. Catch it!

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Only two more months till we can blow up the roster, unless Epstein decides to make a point again that he'd rather get nothing than be underbid.

 

http://37.media.tumblr.com/444efe7a3c7a4821bd88046e127fb1fa/tumblr_n4yttnz0pA1tnr350o2_400.gif

[gscool89]

Re-signing Nate Schierholtz might have been the worst move Theo has made so far. He is absolute garbage.

He has been garbage, but we didn't really 're-sign' him. This was his final year of arbitration.

It would have been nice to get something for him last year when he was producing at asinine levels.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

GOD DAMN TINYFACE RIZZO

[OleMissCub]

she's attractive. not the smokeshow i thought tho

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/chicago-sports-media-watch/files/2014/02/kelly-crull-san-diego-padres-gatorade-bath-1.jpg

[Hairyducked Idiot]

She's not like elite for a sideline girl, but I'd be scared to hug her irl.