Guess what a guy who used to play for the Cubs did this time...

[Tim]

4 minutes ago, 17 Seconds said:

a lot of yankees fans seem to think theo is an option in ny, despite no rumors 

I like it just to see the reaction of Boston fans.

[UMFan83]

He does like to go to teams with droughts and the Yankees have only won 1 WS in the past 22 years and 2 pennant in the last 20 years

Edited August 17, 2023 by UMFan83

[Tryptamine]

So Alfonso Soriano is going all Stroman's Dad on us

 

[UMFan83]

You just know he's gonna have a big hit to beat the Cubs in September.  Of course I said this about Velasquez last weekend and Javy this week, eventually I have to be correct (actually wait no I don't)

[chopsx9]

2023 Jason Heyward 

.283

.357

.508

.866

 

He's only stealing bases at a 50% clip though, so...

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Definitely do not check Aroldis Chapman’s instagram story.

[Sammy Sofa]

3 hours ago, itisallpartoftheplan said:

Definitely do not check Aroldis Chapman’s instagram story.

WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN.

[Rob]

For those of us without an instagram, why are we specifically avoiding his?

[Bertz]

4 hours ago, itisallpartoftheplan said:

Definitely do not check Aroldis Chapman’s instagram story.

 

 

[squally1313]

7 minutes ago, Rob said:

For those of us without an instagram, why are we specifically avoiding his?

Honestly, given everything we know about the guy, I was expecting it to be at least morally way worse. Certainly didn't need it before 9 AM on a Wednesday though.

[Bertz]

 

 

[Ding Dong Johnson]

1 hour ago, Rob said:

For those of us without an instagram, why are we specifically avoiding his?

He likes to squeeze old lady titty 

[Sammy Sofa]

12 minutes ago, Ding Dong Johnson said:

He likes to squeeze old lady titty 

Possibly maternal.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

4 minutes ago, Sammy Sofa said:

Possibly maternal.

Certainly looked like grand mammy 

[Sammy Sofa]

E'S A GRANNY-SHAGGER, 'E IS!

[soccer10k]

6 hours ago, squally1313 said:

Honestly, given everything we know about the guy, I was expecting it to be at least morally way worse..

Ditto. I was definitely expecting a domestic violence incident.

[jersey cubs fan]

2 minutes ago, soccer10k said:

Ditto. I was definitely expecting a domestic violence incident.

If he was squeezing meemaw’s honkers that could still qualify 

[We Got The Whole 9]

Jeremiah Estrada set an MLB expansion-era record striking out 13 consecutive hitters and counting. The old record was 11. What annoys the most is that this was a guy who clearly needed a little more seasoning but it was well-documented that he had a unicorn pitch and the Cubs simply cut bait far too soon. 

[Tryptamine]

10 hours ago, We Got The Whole 9 said:

Jeremiah Estrada set an MLB expansion-era record striking out 13 consecutive hitters and counting. The old record was 11. What annoys the most is that this was a guy who clearly needed a little more seasoning but it was well-documented that he had a unicorn pitch and the Cubs simply cut bait far too soon. 

Yeah, Jeremiah Estrada and his 15.43 K/9, .55 ERA, 1.23 FIP and Bryan Hudson with his .59 ERA and 2.08 FIP surely wouldn't have helped the Cubs. 

[We Got The Whole 9]

How far can you guys make it into this video before turning it OFF?

[Sammy Sofa]

[Derwood]

I really hope that's his "YouTube" voice and not how he talks in real life.

[javy knows my name]

9 hours ago, We Got The Whole 9 said:

How far can you guys make it into this video before turning it OFF?

12 seconds, just to make sure he was gonna do it every time

[PackLandVA]

51 seconds. Awful, just awful. I implore nobody else to hit "play".

[We Got The Whole 9]

I actually made it farther because I wanted to see how much he was getting ripped in the comments section and lo and behold.