6/6 Rockies (Lambert) @ Cubs (Quintana) 1:20 PM on NBCSChi

[Tryptamine]

Well on my way to putting Descalso in my Cub hate hall of fame joining Neifi,Theriot,Miles etc.

[The_Achiever]

Trevor Story is a menace.

[OleMissCub]

Who the hell is the old white dude on death's door step that they've been interviewing on TV for the past 5 minutes? At work and can't have the sound up.

 

perfection

[Cubswin11]

Descalso has to go

[The_Achiever]

What did Descalso do now?

 

With Bote and, gulp, Russell, he should never play anyway.

 

EDIT: And Happ!

Edited June 6, 2019 by The_Achiever

[BigSlick]

god damnit

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Ballgame.

[CubinNY]

Cubs pitchers cannot miss bats

[We Got The Whole 9]

Did the Cubs even look at this loser's reports

 

Kick his horsefeathering ass please

[Sammy Sofa]

Descalso's stupid mugshot makes it look like he's dying of jaundice and consumption.

[Cubswin11]

Get Happ up for this horsefeathers

[TMan92]

If Morrow ever gets to a simulated game stage, let’s make Descalso’s full time gig as designated hitter so he feels good about himself.

[BigSlick]

I totally forgot the Cubs can't hit pitchers that were just called up and have no MLB experience

[TMan92]

Did the Cubs even look at this loser's reports

 

Kick his horsefeathering ass please

 

Is it too much to ask for a guy to horsefeathers the bed on his first career start.

[Banedon]

This is stupid.

[Tryptamine]

So they blow up an all star quality pitcher like Marquez yesterday and look completely helpless against a good, not great, pitching prospect making his debut today. Fun.

[UMFan83]

this kid is destroying us in his ML debut

[ScrubMD]

What did Descalso do now?

 

With Bote and, gulp, Russell, he should never play anyway.

 

EDIT: And Happ!

 

And Robel. And Giambrone would probably be better.

[The_Achiever]

What did Descalso do now?

 

With Bote and, gulp, Russell, he should never play anyway.

 

EDIT: And Happ!

 

And Robel. And Giambrone would probably be better.

 

The Cubs should acquire ex-Cardinals only if they're either just really good or used to be good and have an axe to grind with said Cardinals.

 

That's it.

[ScrubMD]

this kid is destroying us in his ML debut

 

To be fair, his AAA ERA is barely over 5. Can't expect to do too much against him.

[Brian]

Javy take this kids soul with a 500 ft dong

[Brian]

his soul is intact, but I'll take the run

[Tryptamine]

Hey, Garlin isn't completely sauced this time, still terrible in an interview though.

 

I really need to just turn the spell checker off, it causes more errors than it fixes

Edited June 6, 2019 by Tryptamine

[weis21]

Oh. Good. Jeff Garlin.

[Omar]

Jeff Garlin looks like he's lost weight.