6/6 Rockies (Lambert) @ Cubs (Quintana) 1:20 PM on NBCSChi

[Old Style]

SOMEBODY HIT SOMETHING

[Sammy Sofa]

Dammit. I hate it when I have a nagging suspicion that a player might be slipping into a slump. Rizzo over the last week going in to today's game:

 

.227 .292 .364 .655

[Andy]

Needed one more single to get to true Fake Rally status

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Javy beats that out without the heel injury

[Sammy Sofa]

Carl is fixed

probably for the better since he already has a couple kids

 

Maybe's Theo's grotesque long term plan is to have inspired a bunch of Cubs players to have massive broods of children that he can try and Marinovich into some kind of creepy team of Stepford-style baseball savants.

[UMFan83]

Dammit. I hate it when I have a nagging suspicion that a player might be slipping into a slump. Rizzo over the last week going in to today's game:

 

.227 .292 .364 .655

 

Rizzo doesn't half ass his slumps either. If he's going into one, it could be pretty brutal.

[CyHawk_Cub]

Dammit. I hate it when I have a nagging suspicion that a player might be slipping into a slump. Rizzo over the last week going in to today's game:

 

.227 .292 .364 .655

 

He hasn't been the same since the Heyward/Bryant collision.

[ConstableRabbit]

I wish this guy pitched more like Adam Lambert.

fixed

 

But Adam Lambert is also good at what he does.

Good relative to the average joe off the street but still not that great relative to his peers is exactly how I'd describe what I want this guy to pitch like.

[Sammy Sofa]

As Bote giveth, so does he taketh away.

[BigSlick]

this happens literally every time we play some random schmuck who has no tape on him.

[Old Style]

BOO-URNS

[The_Achiever]

What a dumb loss.

[UMFan83]

this happens literally every time we play some random schmuck who has no tape on him.

 

Something every fan base thinks is unique to their team.

[Brian]

this happens literally every time we play some random schmuck who has no tape on him.

 

Something every fan base thinks is unique to their team.

 

 

Remember the great Ryan O'Malley major league debut of 2006

[Sammy Sofa]

this happens literally every time we play some random schmuck who has no tape on him.

 

Something every fan base thinks is unique to their team.

 

 

Remember the great Ryan O'Malley major league debut of 2006

 

For some reason I thought Sergio Mitre had a rando baller debut, not nooooooooooope, he got killed.

 

But, holy horsefeathers, check out his pic on BR:

 

[Brian]

Sergio had a random month stretch where he was the greatest pitcher in the world at some point in 2005 I think, that might be what you're thinking of

[Brian]

GIS Sergio Mitre is the best, with clean shaven Yankees stuff sprinkled in

 

 

 

 

[The_Achiever]

Good ole Meat Tray. He looks like the Predator and at the same time a couple of the guys who hunted the Predator.

[Cubswin11]

Dammit. I hate it when I have a nagging suspicion that a player might be slipping into a slump. Rizzo over the last week going in to today's game:

 

.227 .292 .364 .655

We know his slumps can be BAD, but if that’s as bad as it gets it isn’t that bad