Schwarber: Fully torn ACL and LCL. Out for 172 meaningless games.

[Banedon]

I'm just offended at the low quality gifs here guys.

 

http://gfycat.com/GrandAmusingAgouti

[Sammy Sofa]

http://i.giphy.com/zudTsicPoGMec.gif

[Bobson Dugnutt]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8irjbsxyu1rdx8vgo1_500.gif

[Derwood]

Oh hey guess what's on Comedy Central right now?

[Brian]

He's going to be answering questions on Cubs Twitter today. Maybe someone should ask if he's been practicing a limping home run trot for October.

[Sammy Sofa]

That seems mean to tease him like that.

[Cubswin11]

[Aaron_Kennelly]

 

http://i.imgur.com/7drHiqr.gif?noredirect

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

[David]

at the very least i just desperately want to hear about him taking swings in BP and breaking windows

[Ding Dong Johnson]

[Proven Veteran]

I've been watching for a bump in this thread. :beg:

[seanimal]

 

http://i.imgur.com/7drHiqr.gif?noredirect

 

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/dstfp.gif

[Sammy Sofa]

 

http://i.imgur.com/7drHiqr.gif?noredirect

 

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/dstfp.gif

 

I'm more like:

 

http://i.giphy.com/a79Jr229u3bzO.gif

[Transmogrified Tiger]

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/08/29/cubs-theo-epstein-kyle-schwarber-wont-return-this-season/

 

Theo Epstein closed the door entirely on that idea.

 

“No, he can’t play this year,” Epstein said

[Sammy Sofa]

Get out of here with your damn weiner-talk from 3 weeks ago.

[muntjack]

Schwarber dongs in the 2016 playoffs and I'm getting a hooker.

[jersey cubs fan]

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/08/29/cubs-theo-epstein-kyle-schwarber-wont-return-this-season/

 

Theo Epstein closed the door entirely on that idea.

 

“No, he can’t play this year,” Epstein said

rosh hoshana is October 2nd

[Banedon]

http://offcolortv.com/offcolortv/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/new-1a-hazegrace.gif

[Aaron_Kennelly]

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/08/29/cubs-theo-epstein-kyle-schwarber-wont-return-this-season/

 

Theo Epstein closed the door entirely on that idea.

 

“No, he can’t play this year,” Epstein said

 

[PackLandVA]

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/08/29/cubs-theo-epstein-kyle-schwarber-wont-return-this-season/

 

Theo Epstein closed the door entirely on that idea.

 

“No, he can’t play this year,” Epstein said

 

So there's a chance?

[SouthSideRyan]

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/08/29/cubs-theo-epstein-kyle-schwarber-wont-return-this-season/

 

Theo Epstein closed the door entirely on that idea.

 

“No, he can’t play this year,” Epstein said

 

Yeah, and we're not signing Fowler either.

[Liam Neeson]

At last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi at last we will have revenge.

[Sammy Sofa]

At last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi at last we will have revenge.

 

http://i.giphy.com/iSxPmDWr97248.gif

[badger]

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/08/29/cubs-theo-epstein-kyle-schwarber-wont-return-this-season/

 

Theo Epstein closed the door entirely on that idea.

 

“No, he can’t play this year,” Epstein said

 

 

i didn't even see who posted this and I was about to post that Theo reminded me of TT in that TT is basically the Theo of nsbb.com. Super smart, knowledgeable, and a TOTAL horsefeathering buzzkill.