Schwarber: Fully torn ACL and LCL. Out for 172 meaningless games.

[David]

 

I certainly want Schwarber back and destroying baseballs again, but unfortunately even if he is healing and regaining strength and all that -- there just isn't enough time left to send him to the minors or AZ to get game ready. Another problem is that we play in the wrong league -- no DH. Schwarber for this yr at least, is most likely only a DH right now. Getting full mobility, agility and the reps needed to play C and LF adequately would take a while.

 

I'm not saying there is no chance, but its low. Very low chances unfortunately...maybe >1% (especially if they go far in the playoffs), but not by that much. No way is there a 10% of coming back this yr sadly.

 

don't think anyone even speculating on a return this year would go as far as to think they'd put him in LF or C...more like pinch hit weapon off the bench, maybe world series DH

 

oh man how awesome would that be. Schwarbs spends 4 weeks in Arizona hitting and getting his timing and then becomes the DH for game 1 of the World Series. The only [expletive] thing about that scenario is him not being in the dugout for the playoff run.

 

complete tangent but it just hit me how insane our road world series crowds will be (whenever that happens)...we already show up big time on the road in the playoffs. i can't imagine how overwhelming it would be in the series and how pissed off the other fanbase will be as a result.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

zero, the chance is zero percent that Schwarber comes back this year

[badger]

zero, the chance is zero percent that Schwarber comes back this year

 

 

This is all I have to say to you good sir.

 

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/09/Dwight-Schrute-Shakes-Head-and-Rolls-Eyes.gif

[UMFan83]

zero, the chance is zero percent that Schwarber comes back this year

 

Going to remember this as the one time TT is wrong when he dongs in game 1 of the World Series

[Banedon]

Yeah I'm with TT on this. He's not coming back this year. 20% is total insanity.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

zero, the chance is zero percent that Schwarber comes back this year

 

Going to remember this as the one time TT is wrong when he dongs in game 1 of the World Series

 

[BigSlick]

The amount of joy it would bring me to watch him step into the batters box at any point this year would be too much. Thus, it will not happen.

 

But Jesus if he did.

[Regular Show]

Transmogrified Tiger wrote:

zero, the chance is zero percent that Schwarber comes back this year

 

Yeah, he's probably not coming back this year...that is what my brain is telling me. It's the smart and pragmatic thing to do. Still, I never completely rule anything out after Jordan said he was "99.9% certain" that he would not return after his 2nd retirement lol.

[muntjack]

Schworge (Schwoler?) is going to be a thing next year, I feel it. Bryzzo and Schworge and Contrussel? I dunno.

[Buster]

Schworge (Schwoler?) is going to be a thing next year, I feel it. Bryzzo and Schworge and Contrussel? I dunno.

I feel like you're onto something here.

[Bull]

Schworge (Schwoler?) is going to be a thing next year, I feel it. Bryzzo and Schworge and Contrussel? I dunno.

I feel like you're onto something here.

Baessel

[Buster]

Schworge (Schwoler?) is going to be a thing next year, I feel it. Bryzzo and Schworge and Contrussel? I dunno.

I feel like you're onto something here.

Baessel

http://dnmc.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/basil.jpg

[Tracer Bullet]

zero, the chance is zero percent that Schwarber comes back this year

 

Going to remember this as the one time TT is wrong when he dongs in game 1 of the World Series

 

 

Is that...a Mean Girls gif?

[Transmogrified Tiger]

my generation appreciates Tina Fey's comedy even if it means tolerating Lindsay Lohan

[Banedon]

my generation appreciates Tina Fey's comedy even if it means tolerating Lindsay Lohan

 

http://gfycat.com/AmazingFocusedCockatiel

[SouthSideRyan]

I'm sorry, why are people hating on Mean Girls??

[Sammy Sofa]

I'm sorry, why are people hating on Mean Girls??

 

Just one weirdo is.

[Clem Fandango]

To be fair that could've been appreciative shock rather than dismay that someone used a Mean Girls gif.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

To be fair that could've been appreciative shock rather than dismay that someone used a Mean Girls gif.

has to be. there's no other logical explanation

[Sammy Sofa]

Dammit, that just means my deft use of fetch-related gifs has gone ignored.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

http://themoviescore.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/whos-been-called-a-slut.gif

[Sammy Sofa]

http://i.giphy.com/xT0Gqd8XcMfQvQCBIk.gif

[Ding Dong Johnson]

http://screencrush.com/files/2013/04/mean-girls-30.gif

[Sammy Sofa]

http://i.giphy.com/uIipdZWFl4U0g.gif

[Transmogrified Tiger]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsiclkEgnm1qe2qes.gif