General Baseball Chit-Chat Thread

[jersey cubs fan]

"Masturbated at teammate"...

 

What a bizarre way to describe that.

how lazy do you have to be to have somebody else masturbate for you?

[Clem Fandango]

It was arm day for him, give him a break

[ConstableRabbit]

"Masturbated at teammate"...

 

What a bizarre way to describe that.

how lazy do you have to be to have somebody else masturbate for you?

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[imb]

Let's laugh at the dodgers before they inevitably sign Harper and Machado

 

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2016/11/dodgers-must-cut-debt-to-comply-with-mlb-rules.html

[Transmogrified Tiger]

The WBC might be dead after the 2017 edition.

 

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[jersey cubs fan]

good

[Sammy Sofa]

Noooooooooo.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Noooooooooo.

[Banedon]

good

[biittner77]

Solution: use a pitching machine instead of actual pitchers. That way nobody blows their arm out in meaningless games.

[Sammy Sofa]

horsefeathering better than lame ass spring training.

[MUCubsfan]

Today I learned that Bryce Harper's dog's name is Wrigley.

 

See you in 2019, Bryce.

 

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/fe/fe6e47d4f96b82d947c56de2fe47efa508236ba1c07998cda00bbd6ae1b010aa.jpg

[We Got The Whole 9]

Today I learned that Bryce Harper's dog's name is Wrigley.

 

See you in 2019, Bryce.

 

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/fe/fe6e47d4f96b82d947c56de2fe47efa508236ba1c07998cda00bbd6ae1b010aa.jpg

I've got my wife to about 70% accepting that as our baby on the way's middle name.

 

She is from PA and grew up a Phillies fan but she is pretty much converted.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

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[jersey cubs fan]

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[Bobson Dugnutt]

Man, Kang seems like a giant piece of horsefeathers.

[mul21]

Yeah, this is probably not going to end well for him.

 

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[David]

Imagine going ilke 20 years without seeing even a slightly competitive team, then getting pretty damn good, getting bounced in the wild card game twice and in the nlds once, and then having a behemoth take over your division and immediately getting bad again

[Cubswin11]

Yeah, this is probably not going to end well for him.

 

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Maybe Coghlan was just taking the duties of the commissioners office into his own hands

[jersey cubs fan]

Imagine going ilke 20 years without seeing even a slightly competitive team, then getting pretty damn good, getting bounced in the wild card game twice and in the nlds once, and then having a behemoth take over your division and immediately getting bad again

 

And then imagine you are a cubs fans and your brother-in-law is a pirates fan...

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Imagine going ilke 20 years without seeing even a slightly competitive team, then getting pretty damn good, getting bounced in the wild card game twice and in the nlds once, and then having a behemoth take over your division and immediately getting bad again

 

And then imagine you are a cubs fans and your brother-in-law is a pirates fan...

At least your brother in law isn't a libertarian that still bashes Clinton on his facebook posts daily.

[David]

Imagine going ilke 20 years without seeing even a slightly competitive team, then getting pretty damn good, getting bounced in the wild card game twice and in the nlds once, and then having a behemoth take over your division and immediately getting bad again

 

And then imagine you are a cubs fans and your brother-in-law is a pirates fan...

At least your brother in law isn't a libertarian that still bashes Clinton on his facebook posts daily.

 

You say that like goony's the one suffering

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

 

And then imagine you are a cubs fans and your brother-in-law is a pirates fan...

At least your brother in law isn't a libertarian that still bashes Clinton on his facebook posts daily.

 

You say that like goony's the one suffering

I can only feel empathy for Cub fans and liberals.

[David]

At least your brother in law isn't a libertarian that still bashes Clinton on his facebook posts daily.

 

You say that like goony's the one suffering

I can only feel empathy for Cub fans and liberals.

 

Yeah but there's no empathy to be felt. He loves the horsefeathers out of that.

[jersey cubs fan]

for the record, I was attempting to convey how enjoyable those little factoids are when put together, especially going back to my long standing stance in favor of the one game playoff.

 

 

Now I just got to deal with the "payroll disparity" excuses.