2013 College Football off-season

[Old Style]

I hate playing defense. I'm more of a rec league chucker style.

 

The truth is that Johnny is most likely guilty. The NCAA just doesn't have enough evidence to prove it so he will play out this season and then declare for the NFL Draft.

[SouthSideRyan]

I hate playing defense. I'm more of a rec league chucker style.

 

The truth is that Johnny is most likely guilty. The NCAA just doesn't have enough evidence to prove it so he will play out this season and then declare for the NFL Draft.

 

And be drafted #1 overall

[Old Style]

Probably not but that can depend on how his season goes and who ends up with the #1 pick.

[Warpticon]

if Manziel is drafted before Bridgewater, barring injury or some major outlier, I'll tear off my scrotum and eat it.

[Old Style]

if Manziel is drafted before Bridgewater, barring injury or some major outlier, I'll tear off my scrotum and eat it.

Quoted for posterity, just in case.

[Tracer Bullet]

I'm still waiting for e2s (or was it ssr?) to eat his hat.

[sneakypower]

if Manziel is drafted before Bridgewater, barring injury or some major outlier, I'll tear off my scrotum and eat it.

eh, still beats a plate of jelly

[jersey cubs fan]

I've probably stayed at 3 dozen Hiltons over the past few years. I'd say 2 dozen of them looked almost exactly like that.

 

Look at you taking all your "dates" to a fancy Hilton instead of the typical motel.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I've probably stayed at 3 dozen Hiltons over the past few years. I'd say 2 dozen of them looked almost exactly like that.

 

Look at you taking all your "dates" to a fancy Hilton instead of the typical motel.

I expense that [expletive]

[mul21]

I've probably stayed at 3 dozen Hiltons over the past few years. I'd say 2 dozen of them looked almost exactly like that.

 

Look at you taking all your "dates" to a fancy Hilton instead of the typical motel.

I expense that [expletive]

 

The room, the dates, or both? If both, can I get a job there?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Strangely enough, I know of at least one guy who's done both, and we do have 2 or 3 openings in our department right now...

[imb]

2 or 3 openings? wow classy ladies

[Andy]

Jay Bilas is posting a stream of Tweets pointing out that the NCAA's official online shop directs you to certain jerseys for sale if you type in names like "Clowney", "Manziel", "Tajh Boyd", "Teddy Bridgewater", etc. So that's not a good thing.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Jay Bilas is posting a stream of Tweets pointing out that the NCAA's official online shop directs you to certain jerseys for sale if you type in names like "Clowney", "Manziel", "Tajh Boyd", "Teddy Bridgewater", etc. So that's not a good thing.

It pretty much works with anybody who's played in the last couple of seasons, even crappy players from crappy Iowa.

[Formerly Snayke]

*looks for Corbin Berkstresser*

[Old Style]

OK, now I'm starting to get worried about his eligibility for this season.

 

http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/9544137/broker-says-johnny-manziel-took-7500-autographing-helmets

[Banedon]

OK, now I'm starting to get worried about his eligibility for this season.

 

http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/9544137/broker-says-johnny-manziel-took-7500-autographing-helmets

 

Are we still laughing at Darren Rovell?

[Old Style]

OK, now I'm starting to get worried about his eligibility for this season.

 

http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/9544137/broker-says-johnny-manziel-took-7500-autographing-helmets

 

Are we still laughing at Darren Rovell?

Yeah, he is still a hack.

[OleMissCub]

So he wanted to new rims?

 

He's such a joke.

[shnsajax]

Not sure if I prefer Johnny Hancock or Money Badger yet.

[imb]

So he wanted to new rims?

 

He's such a joke.

 

this is great because literally everyone involved looks stupid.

 

the ncaa is unjust - check

darren rovell is still an idiot - check

johnny manziel is every trustfund frat boy everyone hates - check

texas am just got peter principled on a massive stage - check

[Guest]

Jay Bilas is posting a stream of Tweets pointing out that the NCAA's official online shop directs you to certain jerseys for sale if you type in names like "Clowney", "Manziel", "Tajh Boyd", "Teddy Bridgewater", etc. So that's not a good thing.

It pretty much works with anybody who's played in the last couple of seasons, even crappy players from crappy Iowa.

 

@KegsnEggs: [Types in "Iowa running back" to NCAA Shop] [waits for results] [computer explodes]

[jersey cubs fan]

Not sure if I prefer Johnny Hancock or Money Badger yet.

 

That is a tough call, but I'd lean toward Money Badger.

[Old Style]

Not sure if I prefer Johnny Hancock or Money Badger yet.

 

That is a tough call, but I'd lean toward Money Badger.

Money Badger is good but what about Johnny Cash?

[OleMissCub]

Not sure if I prefer Johnny Hancock or Money Badger yet.

 

That is a tough call, but I'd lean toward Money Badger.

Money Badger is good but what about Johnny Cash?

 

Is it a pun if it is someone's real name?