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kujay Iowa Cubs

kujay

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te'o should have hired the sandy hook actors to play his dead girlfriend's family

 

Seriously they are good at crying.

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Sammy Sofa GOAT

Sammy Sofa

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FUN GAME what would mr need to see in order to be convinced te'o was in on this?

 

"Okay, I'd have to see a video of him singing "Pee on You" two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R. Kelly's grandma to confirm his identity."

USSoccer Chicago Cubs

USSoccer

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FUN GAME what would mr need to see in order to be convinced te'o was in on this?

 

When Dave Chappelle Waas on the stand talking about R Kelly....all that.

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USSoccer

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FUN GAME what would mr need to see in order to be convinced te'o was in on this?

 

"Okay, I'd have to see a video of him singing "Pee on You" two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R. Kelly's grandma to confirm his identity."

 

GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE

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SABR Gamer

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Just so we can see these words in order.

 

Te'o claimed he had a girlfriend.

 

He never met her, but he had a somewhat elaborate story to claim he did.

 

He never spoke to her, but had a somewhat elaborate story to claim he had on many occasions.

 

He was under the impression she got into a serious car crash, got cancer, and then died, but never physically went to assist her, be with her, or grieve her.

 

The twitter account he interacted with "her" is tied to a man people call a friend of Te'o's family, who interacts with Te'o on Twitter and apparently had USC/ND tickets because of that relationship.

 

Te'o has spoken very publicly about his girlfriend, her problems, and her death, but claims his embarrassment that his relationship with her was online is the reason he didn't divulge the extent of their relationship.

 

In spite of all these things, Te'o wants us to believe that he is 0% complicit with what happened and that he's been victimized by someone/someones who were not once quoted in an article blowing the lid on the whole ordeal.

 

I don't know what ND did to you, but your irrationality on this one subject will forever baffle me.

 

this is all a big gag, right? i mean this has to be a bit from an otherwise rational person.

 

It really seems that when ND is involved, MR's ability to be rational just completely disappears. I have almost never seen someone who is this blindly in denial about their beloved program, while at the same time seems to be pretty solid in other areas

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Tracer Bullet

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Now you're just being senseless

 

i'm sure you'd have the same opinion if this was matt barkley and all the other details were the same

 

Don't project the crazy in this thread onto me. As I've said elsewhere, as much as I hate USC, I wouldn't take pleasure in someone being led to believe his gf died of cancer, even if it were Reggie Bush.

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rocket

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Now you're just being senseless

 

i'm sure you'd have the same opinion if this was matt barkley and all the other details were the same

 

Don't project the crazy in this thread onto me. As I've said elsewhere, as much as I hate USC, I wouldn't take pleasure in someone being led to believe his gf died of cancer, even if it were Reggie Bush.

 

because you wouldn't believe the absurd story if it was matt barkley

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shnsajax

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Now you're just being senseless

 

i'm sure you'd have the same opinion if this was matt barkley and all the other details were the same

 

Don't project the crazy in this thread onto me. As I've said elsewhere, as much as I hate USC, I wouldn't take pleasure in someone being led to believe his gf died of cancer, even if it were Reggie Bush.

 

Come on if it happened to Kiffen you would.

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CubInOK

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As someone who thinks he probably did this, I'm operating under the belief that he's been dumb/crazy long before this past Christmas.

 

A Mormon fraud? Heavens to Betsy!

Mitt Romney supports Manti Te'o during his difficult time of mourning.

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Old Style

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One issue with the presser is that the AD said Te'o got a call from the dead girlfriend while at the college football awards show in Orlando but that he waited a few weeks to say anything to his parents about it because he wanted to do so face to face so he waited until he was back in Hawaii over the holidays. Problem is that his parents were with him at the awards ceremony as well as the Heisman presentation a couple days later.
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http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachments/general-chit-chat/588252d1302073265-cloud-girlfriend-impress-your-facebook-friends-fake-girlfriend-krieger.jpg

 

"Manti Teo, whose virtual girlfriend is so real that the state of New York is allowing him to legally marry her!

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Tracer Bullet

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Don't project the crazy in this thread onto me.

 

Yeah, everyone is crazy except for the guy with the made up dead girlfriend and you.

 

Yeah. It's not the people that are willfully ignorant and then drawing conclusions like "why didn't he just call her? What an idiot!" Those people aren't crazy.

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Sammy Sofa

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Don't project the crazy in this thread onto me.

 

Yeah, everyone is crazy except for the guy with the made up dead girlfriend and you.

 

Yeah. It's not the people that are willfully ignorant and then drawing conclusions like "why didn't he just call her? What an idiot!" Those people aren't crazy.

 

Nope, not crazy at all. Just enjoying the hilarity.

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Sammy Sofa

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One issue with the presser is that the AD said Te'o got a call from the dead girlfriend while at the college football awards show in Orlando but that he waited a few weeks to say anything to his parents about it because he wanted to do so face to face so he waited until he was back in Hawaii over the holidays. Problem is that his parents were with him at the awards ceremony as well as the Heisman presentation a couple days later.

 

And then when he went to her grave he found his jacket on the headstone! And her hook was in the car door handle!

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