Juan "groundout to second" Pierre wants out

[Derwood]

does anyone really doubt that dusty is pressuing his GM (forgot his name) to look into this?

 

You think Walt Jocketty would trade for Pierre?

[Roast]

a distant cousin of Lenny "weak groundout to the pitcher" Harris.

And Moises "pee on his hands and then ground out ot the left side" Alou

 

Anyway, I bet dusty is pumped.

[cubbinalltheway]

does anyone really doubt that dusty is pressuing his GM (forgot his name) to look into this?

 

You think Walt Jocketty would trade for Pierre?

doubt it. but i'd be surprised if dusty didn't approach him about it.

 

a distant cousin of Lenny "weak groundout to the pitcher" Harris.

And Moises "pee on his hands and then ground out ot the left side" Alou

what? you have pretty selective memory if that's what you associate alou with. moises was a great hitter. just couldn't stay healthy, of course.

[jersey cubs fan]

moises was a great hitter.

 

Not with the Cubs he wasn't.

[jersey cubs fan]

a distant cousin of Lenny "weak groundout to the pitcher" Harris.

And Moises "pee on his hands and then ground out ot the left side" Alou

 

Anyway, I bet dusty is pumped.

 

 

Moises was failed check swing grounder to the right side.

[17 Seconds]

moises was a great hitter.

 

Not with the Cubs he wasn't.

 

in 04 he was

[SouthSideRyan]

a distant cousin of Lenny "weak groundout to the pitcher" Harris.

And Moises "pee on his hands and then ground out ot the left side" Alou

 

Anyway, I bet dusty is pumped.

 

 

Moises was failed check swing grounder to the right side.

 

I thought it was 3rd base.

[questionmarkgrace]

Pierre seems like a juicer to me. New drug testing rules correlate directly to his drastic decline. Maybe coincidence maybe not? True he never had any sort of power but lots of speed guys rely on roids and various blood builders to stay at peak performance and increase speed, recovery time, and strength. For Pierre a step or a step and half is all the difference between being an allstar and riding the pine for the dodgers. Just kind of thinking out loud here...

[Outshined_One]

a distant cousin of Lenny "weak groundout to the pitcher" Harris.

And Moises "pee on his hands and then ground out ot the left side" Alou

 

Anyway, I bet dusty is pumped.

 

 

Moises was failed check swing grounder to the right side.

 

I thought it was 3rd base.

 

Yep.

[SweetZombieJesus]

moises was a great hitter.

 

Not with the Cubs he wasn't.

 

in 04 he was

 

extreme home/road splits. Therefore he sucked. Just like Milton Bradley who sucks.

[17 Seconds]

i haven't seen a single person say that milton bradley sucks.

[imb]

moises was a great hitter.

 

Not with the Cubs he wasn't.

 

his 2004 was pretty awesome, even though he was clearly juicing

[jame.gumb]

moises was a great hitter.

 

Not with the Cubs he wasn't.

 

his 2004 was pretty awesome, even though he was clearly juicing

 

Only on his hands.

[The Other 15]

Love the title "Juan "groundout to second" Pierre wants out."

 

I guess .300 career hitter and 50 SB threat were already taken.

[Sammy Sofa]

Oh my.

 

What a delicious bump.

[TruffleShuffle]

Love the title "Juan "groundout to second" Pierre wants out."

 

I guess .300 career hitter and 50 SB threat were already taken.

 

i prefer ".330 OBP the last 3 seasons and an OPS under .700 and he's due $28.5M the next 3 years"

[17 Seconds]

Love the title "Juan "groundout to second" Pierre wants out."

 

I guess .300 career hitter and 50 SB threat were already taken.

 

no it's just the one that implies he sucks is a better choice than the one that implies he doesn't

[Little Slide Rooter]

All I know is Joey Votto better hope that Juan doesnt learn to play 1B.

[UMFan83]

Love the title "Juan "groundout to second" Pierre wants out."

 

I guess .300 career hitter and 50 SB threat were already taken.

 

He's gotten 200+ hits in multiple seasons too

 

 

 

 

 

In almost 700 ABs...

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

You all really need to read these guys' take on the topic...

http://www.dodgerblues.com//fanforum/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?t=17146

[SouthSideRyan]

Love the title "Juan "groundout to second" Pierre wants out."

 

I guess .300 career hitter and 50 SB threat were already taken.

 

How bout consistent outs leader threat?

[Tracer Bullet]

There's a link to Tango Tiger's article on JP at Dodger Blues, which is outstanding.

 

http://www.insidethebook.com/ee/index.php/site/comments/how_far_would_juan_pierre_have_to_defer_his_contract/

[Wheelimus]

At this point I'd rather have Gathright over Pierre. Even if the contracts were equal.

 

Man, that sure spells out how far Mighty Juan has fallen...

[RedFlash]

At this point I'd rather have Gathright over Pierre. Even if the contracts were equal.

 

Man, that sure spells out how far Mighty Juan has fallen...

 

What about the final piece of the triplets..........Michael Bourne?

[Wheelimus]

At this point I'd rather have Gathright over Pierre. Even if the contracts were equal.

 

Man, that sure spells out how far Mighty Juan has fallen...

 

What about the final piece of the triplets..........Michael Bourne?

 

To be honest, I'd rather give WWE's Evan Bourne (aka Matt Sydal) a glove and see what happens than any of the above...