College Football - Week of 9/6

[CuseCubFan69]

go duke.

 

and im torn in the WVU-ECU game.

 

my brother went to ECU and a lot of my family went to WVU.

 

i want both of them to win

 

That's going to be a very tough game for WVU.

 

I bet they blow them out.

 

 

It's a weird place to play and when we were good we struggled there. WVU usually has a problem with teams (USF) like this and I hope they put too much energy in the VTech game.

[Derwood]

Kudos to ECU's AD for managing to schedule two straight home games against BCS teams. that's a tough thing for a C-USA team to pull off

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Kudos to ECU's AD for managing to schedule two straight home games against BCS teams. that's a tough thing for a C-USA team to pull off

 

The V-Tech game was at the Panthers stadium, a neutral site. They still have to play NC State and I believe Virginia after this too, really impressive non-con.

[TruffleShuffle]

LAWL

 

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[SouthSideRyan]

I don't get some of these, and I probably woulda went with the no electricity/dumb people jokes. From an SEC fan at work:

 

HOW MANY SEC STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

 

At VANDERBILT: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as good as the bulbs changed at Harvard.

 

At GEORGIA: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one to explain how they're not a student but their cousin's best friend's father-in-law's son is a student at Georgia and the whole family is so proud of him...Go Dawgs!

 

At FLORIDA : it takes four, one to screw in the bulb and three to figure out how to get stoned off the old one.

 

At ALABAMA : it takes five, one to change it, three to reminisce about how The Bear would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA investigator.

 

At OLE MISS: it takes six, one to change it, two to mix the drinks and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.

 

At LSU: it takes seven, and each one gets credit for five Semester hours.

 

At KENTUCKY: it takes eight, one to screw it in and seven to discuss how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season.

 

At TENNESSEE: it takes ten, two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy an orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how much they hate Alabama.

 

At MISSISSIPPI STATE : it takes fifteen, one to screw in the bulb, two to buy the Skoal, and twelve to ye ll, "G O TO HELL, OLE MISS".

 

At AUBURN: it takes one hundred, one to change it, forty-nine to

 

talk about how they did it better than at Bama, and fifty to get drunk and roll Toomer's Corner when finished.

 

At SOUTH CAROLINA : it takes 80,000, one to screw it in and 79,999 to discuss how this finally will be the year that they have a decent football team.

 

At ARKANSAS : None. There is no electricity in Arkansas.

[Flames24Rulz]

Top 25 games

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..........meaningless games..........

 

 

Other games of interest

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..........yawners...............

 

 

 

South Dakota at Northern Iowa (5 pm) <<

 

 

Other nationally televised games

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Minnesota at Bowling Green (7:30 pm, ESPNU) ONLY GAME WORTH A DAMN!! LET THE FUR FLY!!!

 

No offense to you, but Northern Iowa could probably beat Minnesota.

[manbearcub]

Top 25 games

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..........meaningless games..........

 

 

Other games of interest

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..........yawners...............

 

 

 

South Dakota at Northern Iowa (5 pm) <<

 

 

Other nationally televised games

-----------------------------------------

 

Minnesota at Bowling Green (7:30 pm, ESPNU) ONLY GAME WORTH A DAMN!! LET THE FUR FLY!!!

 

No offense to you, but Northern Iowa could probably beat Minnesota.

 

More than could, I would say UNI would be favored.

[manbearcub]

I don't get some of these, and I probably woulda went with the no electricity/dumb people jokes. From an SEC fan at work:

 

HOW MANY SEC STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

 

At VANDERBILT: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as good as the bulbs changed at Harvard.

 

At GEORGIA: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one to explain how they're not a student but their cousin's best friend's father-in-law's son is a student at Georgia and the whole family is so proud of him...Go Dawgs!

 

At FLORIDA : it takes four, one to screw in the bulb and three to figure out how to get stoned off the old one.

 

At ALABAMA : it takes five, one to change it, three to reminisce about how The Bear would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA investigator.

 

At OLE MISS: it takes six, one to change it, two to mix the drinks and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.

 

At LSU: it takes seven, and each one gets credit for five Semester hours.

 

At KENTUCKY: it takes eight, one to screw it in and seven to discuss how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season.

 

At TENNESSEE: it takes ten, two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy an orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how much they hate Alabama.

 

At MISSISSIPPI STATE : it takes fifteen, one to screw in the bulb, two to buy the Skoal, and twelve to ye ll, "G O TO HELL, OLE MISS".

 

At AUBURN: it takes one hundred, one to change it, forty-nine to

 

talk about how they did it better than at Bama, and fifty to get drunk and roll Toomer's Corner when finished.

 

At SOUTH CAROLINA : it takes 80,000, one to screw it in and 79,999 to discuss how this finally will be the year that they have a decent football team.

 

At ARKANSAS : None. There is no electricity in Arkansas.

 

They have those for every conference where they use the same jokes and switch the schools. I remember seeing the Big Ten one and the no electricity joke was made about Iowa.

[shnsajax]

LAWL

 

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Have you ever been to College Station? The insanity almost goes beyond that. I don't think I ever managed to stay there more than 48 hours as I simply could not take any more of those people.

[Andy]

LSU/Troy will be played Nov. 15th instead of this weekend because of the hurricanes.

[Derwood]

3 players suspended from this weekend's PSU vs. Oregon St. game. Three PSU players caught in an apartment where there was some pot smoking going on. What idiots.

[OleMissCub]

VANDY won a game that mattered!!!!

[TruffleShuffle]

3 players suspended from this weekend's PSU vs. Oregon St. game. Three PSU players caught in an apartment where there was some pot smoking going on. What idiots.

 

smoking pot, oh no.

 

not that the players shouldn't be more careful, but some things about this country really piss me off. and i've never smoked pot in my life.

[dew1679666265]

VANDY won a game that mattered!!!!

 

Very little makes me happier than to see Steve Spurrier lose. :D

[CubInOK]

LAWL

 

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I gotta throw in this personal favorite from a few years ago.

 

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Edited September 5, 2008 by CubInOK

[TruffleShuffle]

I gotta throw in this personal favorite from a few years ago.

 

http://images.crimsonandcreammachine.com/images/admin/fran.bmp

 

hahaha. i knew going into that game that ou would lay the wood to atm for the upset the previous year, but i had no idea they'd beat them like that.

[Derwood]

3 players suspended from this weekend's PSU vs. Oregon St. game. Three PSU players caught in an apartment where there was some pot smoking going on. What idiots.

 

smoking pot, oh no.

 

not that the players shouldn't be more careful, but some things about this country really piss me off. and i've never smoked pot in my life.

 

the point isn't whether or not pot should be legal, it's that idiot student athletes who have been told a million times to stay out of trouble still seem to find it. a one-game suspension is generous

[NCCubFan]

Less than 12 hours until Ball State-Navy.

 

Cubs will be taking second place with me tonight. I'll check in during commercial breaks and halftime of the BSU game.

[Derwood]

are there regional maps for tomorrow? DirecTV's channel guide has "no information" on the 3:30 ABC game.

[TruffleShuffle]

3 players suspended from this weekend's PSU vs. Oregon St. game. Three PSU players caught in an apartment where there was some pot smoking going on. What idiots.

 

smoking pot, oh no.

 

not that the players shouldn't be more careful, but some things about this country really piss me off. and i've never smoked pot in my life.

 

the point isn't whether or not pot should be legal, it's that idiot student athletes who have been told a million times to stay out of trouble still seem to find it. a one-game suspension is generous

 

well they play syracuse and temple after this, so in true fsu/osu fashion, they should make it a three game suspension.

[manbearcub]

Rick Stanzi will likely get the start at QB for Iowa. Woohoo!

[Post Count Padder]

D-Linemen Maurice Evans, Abe koroma and TE Andrew Quarless are the ones suspended. Backup CB Willie Harriott has been kicked off the team. Just swell.

 

Sucks about Evans and I'd have to assume this is Quarless's last straw.

[Derwood]

D-Linemen Maurice Evans, Abe koroma and TE Andrew Quarless are the ones suspended. Backup CB Willie Harriott has been kicked off the team. Just swell.

 

Sucks about Evans and I'd have to assume this is Quarless's last straw.

 

Quarless didn't even play last week, right? Damn, I had such high hopes for that kid.

[Andy]

Impossibly psyched as I am for Ball State/Navy tonight, it increases tenfold when the local radio station plays "Here Come the Irish" on the Friday before a game.

 

It's gonna be a football kind of weekend.

[AI]

I don't get some of these, and I probably woulda went with the no electricity/dumb people jokes. From an SEC fan at work:

 

HOW MANY SEC STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

 

At VANDERBILT: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as good as the bulbs changed at Harvard.

 

At GEORGIA: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one to explain how they're not a student but their cousin's best friend's father-in-law's son is a student at Georgia and the whole family is so proud of him...Go Dawgs!

 

At FLORIDA : it takes four, one to screw in the bulb and three to figure out how to get stoned off the old one.

 

At ALABAMA : it takes five, one to change it, three to reminisce about how The Bear would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA investigator.

 

At OLE MISS: it takes six, one to change it, two to mix the drinks and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.

 

At LSU: it takes seven, and each one gets credit for five Semester hours.

 

At KENTUCKY: it takes eight, one to screw it in and seven to discuss how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season.

 

At TENNESSEE: it takes ten, two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy an orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how much they hate Alabama.

 

At MISSISSIPPI STATE : it takes fifteen, one to screw in the bulb, two to buy the Skoal, and twelve to ye ll, "G O TO HELL, OLE MISS".

 

At AUBURN: it takes one hundred, one to change it, forty-nine to

 

talk about how they did it better than at Bama, and fifty to get drunk and roll Toomer's Corner when finished.

 

At SOUTH CAROLINA : it takes 80,000, one to screw it in and 79,999 to discuss how this finally will be the year that they have a decent football team.

 

At ARKANSAS : None. There is no electricity in Arkansas.

 

HAHAHA I get it. People in the South are rednecks, amirite?