Brewers nearly kill Corey Hart's daughter in strange ritual

[badnews]

I am outraged with what I saw. What a heinous tragedy.

[Jehrico]

I am outraged with what I saw. What a heinous tragedy.

details???

[mul21]

Hart was doing a press conference with his daughter sitting on his lap and the whole team came into the room with beer/champagne bottles and mauled him and sprayed him down (and his daughter) with alcohol.

[Little Slide Rooter]

Disqualify them from the playoffs this season.

[Jehrico]

Hart was doing a press conference with his daughter sitting on his lap and the whole team came into the room with beer/champagne bottles and mauled him and sprayed him down (and his daughter) with alcohol.

That's about as inappropriate as I've seen in MLB. They should be penalized somehow, maybe lose a couple of first round draft picks or something.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

I think they should all be charged with giving a minor alcohol.

[Schwarber Fan]

1. No description or link to video?

2. Why is this a poll?

3. Why is it not in the polls forum?

[SouthSideRyan]

I apologize but this is just really heavy handed sarcasm right?

[GoCubsGo1679625768]

1. No description or link to video?

2. Why is this a poll?

3. Why is it not in the polls forum?

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080711&content_id=3114110&vkey=allstar2008&fext=.jsp

[ConstableRabbit]

Whatever... nothing to get your panties in a bunch over.

 

A bigger crime is naming his daughter, "Ryleigh."

[Outshined_One]

With a name like that, I don't think this is any big deal. It's just practicing for the inevitable Girls Gone Wild scenes she'll do when she grows up.

[CubinNY]

With a name like that, I don't think this is any big deal. It's just practicing for the inevitable Girls Gone Wild scenes she'll do when she grows up.

[Disco Stew/Patton Oswald voice] Next up on the main stage... Ryleigh

 

Cue music

 

She's my cherry pie,

Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise.

Tastes so good, make a grown man cry,

Sweet cherry pie.

 

Swingin' on the front porch,

Swingin' on the lawn.

Swingin' where we want,

Cause there ain't nobody home.

Swingin' to the left,

And swingin' to the right.

If I think about baseball,

I'll swing all night, yeah.

 

Swingin' in the living room,

Swingin' in the kitchen.

Most folks don't cause,

They're too busy bitchin'.

Swingin' in there cause,

She wanted me to feed her.

So I mixed up the batter,

And she licked the beater.

 

I scream, you scream,

We all scream for her.

Don't even try cause,

You can't ignore her.

 

She's my cherry pie,

Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise.

Tastes so good, make a grown man cry,

Sweet cherry pie, oh yeah.

 

She's my cherry pie,

Put a smile on your face ten miles wide.

Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye,

Sweet cherry pie.

[Clem Fandango]

Ryliegh? Ryleigh Coyote.

 

[/engrish]

[TruffleShuffle]

send the team to the american league west.

[Tarver]

You'd think at least one of the grandparents would have intervened.

[ELCABALLO45]

This could be the dumbest thread ever.

 

And to joke about her being a stripper in the future is really classless.

[Tarver]

This could be the dumbest thread ever.

 

And to joke about her being a stripper in the future is really classless.

 

Not as classless as hanging a tag like that on your kid. Why didn't he just have a cleft palate installed while he was at it?

[17 Seconds]

 

And to joke about her being a stripper in the future is really classless.

 

Yeah, I'm sure Corey Hart and his wife are reading this thread right now and are upset.

[TruffleShuffle]

This could be the dumbest thread ever.

 

can't take a joke

 

And to joke about her being a stripper in the future is really classless.

 

annnnnnnnnnnnnd it's official, no sense of humor

[Jehrico]

This could be the dumbest thread ever.

 

can't take a joke

 

And to joke about her being a stripper in the future is really classless.

 

annnnnnnnnnnnnd it's official, no sense of humor

It was surgically removed, along with his...

Nevermind, I forgot those jokes are forbidden around here.

[manbearcub]

 

annnnnnnnnnnnnd it's official, no sense of humor

 

With that bullpen, its gotta be hard to find anything funny.

[ELCABALLO45]

 

annnnnnnnnnnnnd it's official, no sense of humor

 

With that bullpen, its gotta be hard to find anything funny.

 

Carlos Ma..

 

Nevermind.

 

Yeah our bullpen sucks, but to make a joke about a 3 year old girl is pretty tasteless, but oh well IMO

[imb]

it's too bad she didn't get drunk and die

[manbearcub]

it's too bad she didn't get drunk and die

:lol:

[carolinacubbie]

 

annnnnnnnnnnnnd it's official, no sense of humor

 

With that bullpen, its gotta be hard to find anything funny.

 

Carlos Ma..

 

Nevermind.

 

Yeah our bullpen sucks, but to make a joke about a 3 year old girl is pretty tasteless, but oh well IMO

 

 

What you were going to say Carlos Marmol? The guy who has been great all season except for the last couple of weeks. It has to suck that the only guy you can find to bash on our team was a potential all star at one point. I guess that is what you have to do when you are six games back. Even after your great trade, you are 2-4 at home against Colorado and Cincinatti.