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  1. 1. Brewers nearly kill Corey Hart's daughter in strange ritual

    • Fine them
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    • Dock them their 1st draft pick in 2009 like Goodell did to the Pats
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    • Relocate the team and make them the "Guantanamo Bay Brewers."
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    • Sacrifice them to the Crawling Chaos Nyarlathotep.
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    • Let Sabathia and Fielder eat them all
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    • I think Selig should take no action and am admitting that I am a member of Al Qaeda. Plus I'm only a Cubs fan because Kerry Wood has a cute butt.
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what the hell makes this so funny? i guess i see the joke you guys are trying to make, but it isn't funny. you guys are like michael richards doing a comedy routine
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annnnnnnnnnnnnd it's official, no sense of humor

 

With that bullpen, its gotta be hard to find anything funny.

 

Carlos Ma..

 

Nevermind.

 

Yeah our bullpen sucks, but to make a joke about a 3 year old girl is pretty tasteless, but oh well IMO

 

 

What you were going to say Carlos Marmol? The guy who has been great all season except for the last couple of weeks. It has to suck that the only guy you can find to bash on our team was a potential all star at one point. I guess that is what you have to do when you are six games back. Even after your great trade, you are 2-4 at home against Colorado and Cincinatti.

 

Since May 17th Marmol has a ERA of 7.18, but keep making stuff up its working for you.

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Since May 17th Marmol has a ERA of 7.18, but keep making stuff up its working for you.

 

 

Proving once again that ERA is a horrible way to judge a reliever, considering that since May 17th, in the 28 outings, he has had 10 where he gave up any runs, and 5 where he gave up more than one.

 

So basically, because of 5 bad outings since May 17, 3 of them in the last few weeks, his era has jumped.

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Since May 17th Marmol has a ERA of 7.18, but keep making stuff up its working for you.

 

so basically carlos marmol's terrible stretch has been the equivalent of your $10M closer's entire season.

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annnnnnnnnnnnnd it's official, no sense of humor

 

With that bullpen, its gotta be hard to find anything funny.

 

Carlos Ma..

 

Nevermind.

 

Yeah our bullpen sucks, but to make a joke about a 3 year old girl is pretty tasteless, but oh well IMO

 

 

What you were going to say Carlos Marmol? The guy who has been great all season except for the last couple of weeks. It has to suck that the only guy you can find to bash on our team was a potential all star at one point. I guess that is what you have to do when you are six games back. Even after your great trade, you are 2-4 at home against Colorado and Cincinatti.

 

Since May 17th Marmol has a ERA of 7.18, but keep making stuff up its working for you.

 

 

57-38

52-43

 

It is hard to make that up. And oh by the way, yeah it might be a sham, but I was wrong on the potential all-star, because he actually is an all-star.

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Since May 17th Marmol has a ERA of 7.18, but keep making stuff up its working for you.

 

so basically carlos marmol's terrible stretch has been the equivalent of your $10M closer's entire season.

 

Terrible stretch? Its been almost 2 months I think its a little more then a terrible stretch....

Posted

 

annnnnnnnnnnnnd it's official, no sense of humor

 

With that bullpen, its gotta be hard to find anything funny.

 

Carlos Ma..

 

Nevermind.

 

Yeah our bullpen sucks, but to make a joke about a 3 year old girl is pretty tasteless, but oh well IMO

 

 

What you were going to say Carlos Marmol? The guy who has been great all season except for the last couple of weeks. It has to suck that the only guy you can find to bash on our team was a potential all star at one point. I guess that is what you have to do when you are six games back. Even after your great trade, you are 2-4 at home against Colorado and Cincinatti.

 

Since May 17th Marmol has a ERA of 7.18, but keep making stuff up its working for you.

 

 

57-38

52-43

 

It is hard to make that up. And oh by the way, yeah it might be a sham, but I was wrong on the potential all-star, because he actually is an all-star.

 

LOL way to change the subject. And Marmol is the 2nd worst all star selection this year.. who's number 1? Jason Varitek. So if your a Red Sox fan are you talking him up? Exactly.

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Since May 17th Marmol has a ERA of 7.18, but keep making stuff up its working for you.

 

so basically carlos marmol's terrible stretch has been the equivalent of your $10M closer's entire season.

 

Terrible stretch? Its been almost 2 months I think its a little more then a terrible stretch....

 

5 bad outings in 2 months. Yes, ERA is a terrible way to measure a reliever's effectiveness.

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Couple things.

 

1. People defending Marmol right now are just being stupid. I still have confidence in him but to say he has just had a little bad stretch recently is being ignorant. His ERA is almost 14 since June 19th and his ERA is now over 4.

 

2. I do find it a little appaulling they dosed a two year old in beer but after reading the story posted that the team had no clue she was in there I don't see anything wrong with it other than just bad luck.

 

3. Joking about a 2 year old becoming a stripper is bit classless but nothing I haven't done however to base it off her name of Ryleigh makes no sense. Her name isn't Candi and Ryleigh isn't that uncommon of a name. Its a joke that is a bit tasteless with no basis for it which makes it a unfunny, stupid joke that makes you seem like the two year old.

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Couple things.

 

1. People defending Marmol right now are just being stupid. I still have confidence in him but to say he has just had a little bad stretch recently is being ignorant. His ERA is almost 14 since June 19th and his ERA is now over 4.

 

2. I do find it a little appaulling they dosed a two year old in beer but after reading the story posted that the team had no clue she was in there I don't see anything wrong with it other than just bad luck.

 

3. Joking about a 2 year old becoming a stripper is bit classless but nothing I haven't done however to base it off her name of Ryleigh makes no sense. Her name isn't Candi and Ryleigh isn't that uncommon of a name. Its a joke that is a bit tasteless with no basis for it which makes it a unfunny, stupid joke that makes you seem like the two year old.

 

I just think it is funny that with how terrible the Brewers bullpen is that he can come on our board, and talk bad about Marmol.

Posted

 

annnnnnnnnnnnnd it's official, no sense of humor

 

With that bullpen, its gotta be hard to find anything funny.

 

Carlos Ma..

 

Nevermind.

 

Yeah our bullpen sucks, but to make a joke about a 3 year old girl is pretty tasteless, but oh well IMO

 

 

What you were going to say Carlos Marmol? The guy who has been great all season except for the last couple of weeks. It has to suck that the only guy you can find to bash on our team was a potential all star at one point. I guess that is what you have to do when you are six games back. Even after your great trade, you are 2-4 at home against Colorado and Cincinatti.

 

Since May 17th Marmol has a ERA of 7.18, but keep making stuff up its working for you.

 

What terrible usage of statistics.

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Why does ELCABALLO45 even post here? In fact, why is his name ELCABALLO45? Carlos Lee hasn't been a Brewer for 3 years now. If you come here and start bashing the Cubs, you're gonna get eaten alive, you gotta know that. The Marmol argument is ridiculous. Anyone with baseball knowledge would trust his arm over any guy in the Milwaukee bullpen period.
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Why does ELCABALLO45 even post here? In fact, why is his name ELCABALLO45? Carlos Lee hasn't been a Brewer for 3 years now. If you come here and start bashing the Cubs, you're gonna get eaten alive, you gotta know that. The Marmol argument is ridiculous. Anyone with baseball knowledge would trust his arm over any guy in the Milwaukee bullpen period.

 

I have been posting here for a while and I never have done nothing to get even considered to be banned, I post here because its a great place to talk baseball. I just "expect" better out of this site then a thread like this.

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Since May 17th Marmol has a ERA of 7.18, but keep making stuff up its working for you.

 

so basically carlos marmol's terrible stretch has been the equivalent of your $10M closer's entire season.

 

Terrible stretch? Its been almost 2 months I think its a little more then a terrible stretch....

 

5 bad outings in 2 months. Yes, ERA is a terrible way to measure a reliever's effectiveness.

 

5 lol?

 

May 17th

May 25th

June 2nd

June 19th

June 21st

July 2nd

July 3rd

July 9th

July 12th

 

Im not trying to hate on Marmol but to say he has only been bad a couple times over the last 2 months is a lie.

Posted
Since May 17th Marmol has a ERA of 7.18, but keep making stuff up its working for you.

 

so basically carlos marmol's terrible stretch has been the equivalent of your $10M closer's entire season.

 

Terrible stretch? Its been almost 2 months I think its a little more then a terrible stretch....

 

5 bad outings in 2 months. Yes, ERA is a terrible way to measure a reliever's effectiveness.

 

5 lol?

 

May 17th

May 25th

June 2nd

June 19th

June 21st

July 2nd

July 3rd

July 9th

July 12th

 

Im not trying to hate on Marmol but to say he has only been bad a couple times over the last 2 months is a lie.

 

 

you know who else is bad?

 

Ryleigh on the pole.

Posted
Since May 17th Marmol has a ERA of 7.18, but keep making stuff up its working for you.

 

so basically carlos marmol's terrible stretch has been the equivalent of your $10M closer's entire season.

 

Terrible stretch? Its been almost 2 months I think its a little more then a terrible stretch....

 

5 bad outings in 2 months. Yes, ERA is a terrible way to measure a reliever's effectiveness.

 

5 lol?

 

May 17th

May 25th

June 2nd

June 19th

June 21st

July 2nd

July 3rd

July 9th

July 12th

 

Im not trying to hate on Marmol but to say he has only been bad a couple times over the last 2 months is a lie.

 

 

you know who else is bad?

 

Ryleigh on the pole.

 

:roll:

Posted
i would also like to apologize to bob brenly for saying that his daughter had a stripper name, to prince fielder, daryle ward, cc sabathia and scott eyre for saying they're fat, and every player i've ever said sucks. i am sorry that they had to read such awful comments.
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Posted
there's no way that corey hart's wife didn't drink while pregnant anyway, so Ryleigh probably has a hell of a tolerance already.
Posted
i would also like to apologize to bob brenly for saying that his daughter had a stripper name, to prince fielder, daryle ward, cc sabathia and scott eyre for saying they're fat, and every player i've ever said sucks. i am sorry that they had to read such awful comments.

 

What's Brenly's daughter's name?

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