Bonds hit in head by baseball during BP

[rocket]

Still in the lineup for now. It wasn't when he was hitting, but he was against the dugout railing and a ball hit him.

[erik316wttn]

Still in the lineup for now. It wasn't when he was hitting, but he was against the dugout railing and a ball hit him.

 

Curse of the Babe?

 

Wouldn't it be poetic if he hits 713, then blows out his knee again and has to retire?

[bhogg]

The ball is white. . . .Bonds is not. . . . . .coincidence?

 

 

I think not ;)

[Tim Burr]

Can they still use the ball? :( Lucky it hit him in the head or he might have gotten hurt!!! :D

 

(There are 3 photos of him on Yahoo. mlb, but I don't know how to link to them.)

Edited May 3, 2006 by Tim Burr

[sunnydoo]

is he making more sense now?

[sweetpeteman]

Take your money out of T-Bills and put it in :whack: PANCAKES!

[GhostRunner]

Alright George, alright. I'm sorry. I'm very very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal size neckhole of my finely knit sweater.

 

A bird ran into my giant freak-head."

 

"What giant freak-head?"

 

"The one that sits atop my disproportionately puny body. I'm a walking candy apple!"

[mjohnson71]

It's like that Seinfeld episode where Elaine is walking in the park feeling bad because a guy dumped her because she has a big head. All of a sudden a bird flies into her head and falls to the ground, stunned.

 

An old man nearby says something along the lines "..that bird flew right into your head. It's like it couldn't avoid it."

[BigbadB]

I feel really bad for the baseball.

[Larry Horse]

The ball was pronounced dead after splitting into 7 different pieces.

[otis89]

The ball was pronounced dead after splitting into 7 different pieces.

 

When's the funeral?

[rocket]

The ball was pronounced dead after splitting into 7 different pieces.

 

When's the funeral?

 

IN STEROIDSVILLE HAHAHAHAHA

 

edit: I read that as "where's the funeral" at first and now I look dumb

Edited May 4, 2006 by rocket

[BRASKYS SCOTCH]

On the next Bonds on Bonds:

 

Barry talking during BP: "You know they don't want me to break that record. I'll prove them wrong or die trying ... (ball immediately hits Bonds flush in the head)

 

-Cut to Bonds at home-

 

Barry (crying): "They're all out to get me."

 

 

Incidentally, how much would you pay a broadcaster to ask Bonds straight-faced:

"Would the ball have had less of a chance to hit you when you were in Pittsburgh, you know, before the HGH and steroids grew your head to monstrous proportions?"

[Caryatid]

The hatred of Barry Bonds has now expanded to inanimate objects. It was inevitable.

[Dirt Dog Sparly]

From the MLB article, "Bonds walked off the field under his own recognizance..."

 

Is it just me or does anyone else think this is funny? Usually you hear recognizance refering to suspected criminals who are released before trial when they arent flight risks.

[B]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c124/bnance82/951099382.jpg

[BigbadB]

Oh, and for those of you who do not believe in karma, there ya go. :wink: :D

[rocket]

Oh, and for those of you who do not believe in karma, there ya go. :wink: :D

 

I wonder who Matt Clement pissed off last year.

Who did he piss off in 2004 when he couldn't get run support from anyone?

[soccer10k]

The ball is white. . . .Bonds is not. . . . . .coincidence?

 

 

I think not ;)

 

Should we nickname that ball Ty Cobb?

[YearofDaCubs]

It's like that Seinfeld episode where Elaine is walking in the park feeling bad because a guy dumped her because she has a big head. All of a sudden a bird flies into her head and falls to the ground, stunned.

 

An old man nearby says something along the lines "..that bird flew right into your head. It's like it couldn't avoid it."

HAHA, I need to watch that episode.

[AC000000]

it's funny cause that is the first thing i thought of when i read the story.

[NorthsideAvenger]

So that was a baseball that hit Bonds, I thought a zit popped...