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No, we would've done what we used to be so great at: pretending the White Sox don't exist.

All the Cardinals fans I know are sensible good-natured folk who are great to talk baseball with. On the other hand, White Sox fans are an insufferable lot.

Guys, don't lie and say you don't enjoy a Jay Mariotti article when the Cubs drop eight straight.

But would that be an improvement on leagues that have more or less been in place from the get-go?

Re: Mariotti Anyone who repeatedly points out how awful Dusty Baker is and starts fights with Hawk Harrelson can't be all THAT bad. Mariotti is who Chicago sports fans run to in times of crisis, because since he's perpetually bashing everyone in town, you can go "finally! someone who gets it!"

What, do you think some third party is gonna yell "ROUND! ONE! ... FIGHT!" like in Street Fighter II? I think people can figure out when a fight is gonna start. Some of you people still don't get what a sucker-punch is.

Please don't ruin over a hundred years of the National and American Leagues in favor of a Western Conference and Eastern Conference. It'd never go over anyway, not in the most traditional sport of the four. I think it was Faye Vincent who tried to move the Cardinals and Cubs to the NL West and lost his job for it. I don't care for the DH, but it's fine in the AL. Keeps the leagues separate. In fact, I'd like them to go back to AL and NL umpires.

We gotta let him go. We can't just rely on this guy for his five or six crappy starts every year. Don't give me that "WELL IF HE PLAYS FOR THE RAGNERS HE'LL BE GOOD AND WE LET HIM GO" stuff. What does it matter what he does elsewhere? He wouldn't have done it here with our miscoaching staff. It's the same deal with Patterson, Garciaparra, and so forth. There are too many variables here, and most of them are Dusty Baker's assistants. If he has a Cy Young year in Dallas, good for him, but he's never going to have one here. Let him go.

Taint Misbehavin' Taint Your Wagon It's insane, this guy's taint.

That can be the White Sox's means of charity! Ozzie Guillen: "With the White Sox Swear Jar, hopefully we can make a little difference." Kenny Williams: "....a little...f*cking difference." Ah, Mr. Show, always there when you need a good reference

Madonna is a gay icon, not unlike Cher and Bea Arthur. It's best not to ask.

He's just digging himself deeper, isn't he. "COME ON JOO GUYS! AN I LUH WILL AN GRACE TOO! ERI MACORMA'S CRAZY ANTIQUES ARE BO ISTERIKAL AN ARTWARMING!"

John Rocker was a good baseball player

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