Bears week 3 @ KC, Sunday 3:25 on FOX

[jersey cubs fan]

The lowly Bears are 13 point dogs. The perfect opponent for the Chiefs to get right after a slow start. 

[UMFan83]

No thanks

[17 Seconds]

[mul21]

Smash that Chiefs minus the points hard.  They're gonna lose by 4 TDs.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

[Hairyducked Idiot]

The only limiting factor is that they'll start feeding the rbs and milking clock by early in the second half.

 

If they kept the pedal down for four quarters, mahomes could threaten 700 yards against this secondary.

[Tryptamine]

I'm honestly going to be surprised if they keep it within 20. There's a strong possibility that the game plan will be the run the ball non stop just to keep it from being like 42 to 3. I'd put the over/under on field throwing 20 times.

[WrigleyField 22]

Bears fans have fed the doom boner cycle too well and JT O Sullivan bumped the offense torture porn to a 90(!) minute video this week.  Bears fans are gonna buy that man a second home.

[raw]

Hey the Bears kept all playoff teams within 1 score last year, except SF (a win), Week 18 Minnesota (tanky mctank game), and Buffalo (which was within 1 score with 4 minutes left). 

I think the Bears will surprise and be within 1 score at the end of the game......ahem, typo, I mean end of the opening kickoff

[UMFan83]

11 minutes ago, WrigleyField 22 said:

Bears fans have fed the doom boner cycle too well and JT O Sullivan bumped the offense torture porn to a 90(!) minute video this week.  Bears fans are gonna buy that man a second home.

He's a smart guy

[Hairyducked Idiot]

43 minutes ago, WrigleyField 22 said:

Bears fans have fed the doom boner cycle too well and JT O Sullivan bumped the offense torture porn to a 90(!) minute video this week.  Bears fans are gonna buy that man a second home.

I thought he might do a shorter video this week given that it's all the same stuff.  Even I'm like dang, maybe I've had enough.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

You, a doom boner casual: The Bears are going to finish last and then Caleb Williams will go back to USC

Me, a doom boner maestro: The Bears are going to win in the last week to drop from first to third, then package that pick with the Carolina pick and two future 2nds to move up to No. 1.  *Then* Williams will refuse to play for them and they instead take Drake Maye, who becomes Trubisky 2.0

Edited September 18, 2023 by Hairyducked Idiot

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Prominent rushing QBs and their career fumbles per game:

Cam Newton 0.42

Russell Wilson 0.54

Lamar Jackson 0.61

Michael Vick 0.69 (nice)

Justin Fields 1.07

[UMFan83]

18 minutes ago, Hairyducked Idiot said:

Prominent rushing QBs and their career fumbles per game:

Cam Newton 0.42

Russell Wilson 0.54

Lamar Jackson 0.61

Michael Vick 0.69 (nice)

Justin Fields 1.07

Drives me nuts that he hasn't fixed that issue yet and the only reason its not talked about more is because his recovered fumbled rate was ridiculously high last year

Edited September 18, 2023 by UMFan83

[WrigleyField 22]

59 minutes ago, Hairyducked Idiot said:

I thought he might do a shorter video this week given that it's all the same stuff.  Even I'm like dang, maybe I've had enough.

Given the entirety of every drop back lasts about 4 minutes (see below tweet), that means we're just gonna get 86 minutes of evisceration. 😳

 

[Tryptamine]

wrong thread

Edited September 19, 2023 by Tryptamine

[Brian707]

Chiefs 61* Bears 7.  

 

* Mahomes only plays first half

[WrigleyField 22]

It appears the collective Bears doom boner is so large it's taken down YouTube and JTs Fields video won't load.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

42 minutes ago, WrigleyField 22 said:

It appears the collective Bears doom boner is so large it's taken down YouTube and JTs Fields video won't load.

I'm into it now and it's already firing.  Cole Kmet had a play where he was either asked to sabotage Wright or did it on his own, but it's hilarious.  He stands to the RT's right just long enough to make sure the RT can't get width, then goes inside to block no one.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I like to think I'm a generational hater, but I've never in my life hated someone the way this guy hates Claypool.  "We're just inventing new ways to eff up out there."

[UMFan83]

It’s legitimately hilarious how many Bears fans (including me) enjoy and look forward to videos of analysts trashing the play of our favorite team. It somehow is a great coping mechanism to have someone from the outside validating what we have to watch every Sunday. 

[Brian707]

If you are going to be bad, be historically bad.

 

I guess we might as well have fun with it 

[We Got The Whole 9]

The Texans landing a 2nd franchise QB in 6 years, both in drafts in which we had a higher pick, would just be agonizing. 

Edited September 19, 2023 by We Got The Whole 9

[jersey cubs fan]

2 minutes ago, We Got The Whole 9 said:

The Texans landing a 2nd franchise QB in 6 years, both in drafts in which we had a higher pick, would just be agonizing. 

I don’t agonize over not having Deshaun Watson

 

i also don’t get the desire to watch an hour long breakdown of this teams blunders on YouTube every week. 

[CubinNY]

11 minutes ago, jersey cubs fan said:

I don’t agonize over not having Deshaun Watson

 

i also don’t get the desire to watch an hour long breakdown of this teams blunders on YouTube every week. 

or even 15 minutes.