7/13 Cobs (Pukeface McDumbhead) @ Padres (Richard) 9:10 NBCSC

[Ding Dong Johnson]

oh look, it's my chance to start a really long stretch of winning game threads

 

what's that you say? spin rate guy is pitching? oh well at least our cobs will have fun at the donkey show before losing to this bald horsefeathers

 

grab your keyboard tree; you're on the clock

[UMFan83]

If we were going to lose yesterday, why couldnt we have extended the game long enough to force us to put Chatwalk in there to blow it? Then we wouldnt have to use him tomorrow.

[The_Achiever]

This clown is still getting starts? Give me Underwood over this ball-throwing menace.

[Sammy Sofa]

This feels like a really screwed up, masochistic version of egomania that would have this nightmare still starting games at this point. What are they possibly seeing that makes them think he's not just a complete mess at this point?

[jersey cubs fan]

This feels like a really screwed up, masochistic version of egomania that would have this nightmare still starting games at this point. What are they possibly seeing that makes them think he's not just a complete mess at this point?

 

They are seeing 13 games in 12 days following the ASB and only 4 other credible starters on the roster, and one of those starters is starting to wear down. They don't have much of a choice, considering they already have to pull a name out of a hat in a week.

[Sammy Sofa]

Pull up some turd from the minors or something, and cast Chatwood out of the castle keep's walls and force him to wander the desert in nothing but tattered rags.

[jersey cubs fan]

Pull up some turd from the minors or something, and cast Chatwood out of the castle keep's walls and force him to wander the desert in nothing but tattered rags.

But they already have to do that at least once next week. W/O Chatwood you need 2.

[Sammy Sofa]

This is largely because I don't look at those prospect pukes as even being human, but I don't care.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

This is largely because I don't look at those prospect pukes as even being human, but I don't care.

 

Judging by how minor leaguers are paid and fed, you don't have much difference from major league teams.

[Sammy Sofa]

Well, now I feel bad.

[PackLandVA]

Been nice knowing ya' Ding Dong! See ya' sometime in September for your next thread start. You got hosed!

[ScrubMD]

Pull up some turd from the minors or something, and cast Chatwood out of the castle keep's walls and force him to wander the desert in nothing but tattered rags.

But they already have to do that at least once next week. W/O Chatwood you need 2.

 

Still not seeing the problem.

[wvcbxl]

I love reading these joyous, optimistic game threads. 8-)

 

I know it's Friday 13th, but y'all are exaggerating.

[CyHawk_Cub]

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[Brian707]

Leadoff dong

[Derwood]

Sure, put the automatic out at the top. I guess it mitigates the damage of having him up with men on base

[TMan92]

Leadoff dong

 

I will venture into alternative reality and imagine that as he either grounds out to shallow right field or pops up in the infield. He truly is our new old Heyward without the defense.

[chopsx9]

Leadoff dong

 

 

Cubs or Pads?

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Duensing off the DL, Farrell down. That sucks, Farrell seemed like he was getting the job done since his recall, don’t stat me.

[Derwood]

So a 10pm start AND Chatwood? Why not kick me in each of my nuts individually?

[treebird]

Duensing off the DL, Farrell down. That sucks, Farrell seemed like he was getting the job done since his recall, don’t stat me.

 

i want to switch it to don’t st@ me, but i like that a lot

[Brian707]

Leadoff dong

 

 

Cubs or Pads?

 

Leadoff dong for Cubs, and leadoff walk for Padres against Chatwalk

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Duensing off the DL, Farrell down. That sucks, Farrell seemed like he was getting the job done since his recall, don’t stat me.

 

i want to switch it to don’t st@ me, but i like that a lot

 

Yes, I dropped the ball by not using the @ !!

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Duensing off the DL, Farrell down. That sucks, Farrell seemed like he was getting the job done since his recall, don’t stat me.

 

Farrell had been doing fine. He might actually suck. But no one sucks as much as Duensing. I was hoping for a 2-month DL stint.

[OleMissCub]

Ohhhh, digging those Padres uniforms.