7/13 Cobs (Pukeface McDumbhead) @ Padres (Richard) 9:10 NBCSC

[PackLandVA]

Chatsuck can’t do much right these days.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

gonna console myself that I was critical* of the Chatwood signing and this justifies my skepticism

 

*in maybe the most milquetoast way possible

[ScrubMD]

There was no way for us to know, but apparently Chatwood throwing strikes is worse than Chatwood not throwing strikes.

[Schwarber Fan]

This really should be the last we see of Chatwood. Enough is enough.

[TMan92]

We picked up the two biggest mental train wrecks this offseason

[TMan92]

That camera movement gave me vertigo

 

The camera guys visited the dispensary today.

[Agony and Ivy]

We picked up the two biggest mental train wrecks this offseason

 

What? Chatwood isn't talented. I don't know who the other could be but if you think it's Darvish you should go play in traffic.

[OleMissCub]

This really should be the last we see of Chatwood. Enough is enough.

 

I really hope so.

[TMan92]

We picked up the two biggest mental train wrecks this offseason

 

What? Chatwood isn't talented. I don't know who the other could be but if you think it's Darvish you should go play in traffic.

 

Until Darvish proves that he isn’t dreaming about the Astros every night I stand by my opinion.

[soccer10k]

Too bad that throw from third didn't sail into right.

[Schwarber Fan]

Another incredibly dumb game playing out here.

[TMan92]

Another incredibly dumb game playing out here.

 

The umps are trying to one up each other for bad calls. Third base turn next.

[Agony and Ivy]

We picked up the two biggest mental train wrecks this offseason

 

What? Chatwood isn't talented. I don't know who the other could be but if you think it's Darvish you should go play in traffic.

 

Until Darvish proves that he isn’t dreaming about the Astros every night I stand by my opinion.

 

Ah yeah I'm sure that's what he's thinking about with a sore elbow. Jfc.

[soccer10k]

Every decently hit flyball the Cubs hit that doesn't go out is going to make me more and more annoyed that Jankowski's did go out.

[Schwarber Fan]

Chatwood should not bat for himself in the 5th

[Agony and Ivy]

Every decently hit flyball the Cubs hit that doesn't go out is going to make me more and more annoyed that Jankowski's did go out.

 

Jankowski pissed on that ball, it wasn't decently hit.

[soccer10k]

Every decently hit flyball the Cubs hit that doesn't go out is going to make me more and more annoyed that Jankowski's did go out.

 

Jankowski pissed on that ball, it wasn't decently hit.

 

It's more the fact that he's got 6 homers in almost 800 PA's in his career and he hits a no doubter in a pitcher's park.

[TMan92]

What is worse about Austin Hedges. The porn mustache or the terrible walk up music.

[soccer10k]

LOL. God you're horrible Chatwood.

[Andy]

Oh look the pitcher reached against Chatwood again

[TMan92]

Nice play Anthony.

[The_Achiever]

Javy BBeautiful

[gobigred]

We picked up the two biggest mental train wrecks this offseason

 

What? Chatwood isn't talented. I don't know who the other could be but if you think it's Darvish you should go play in traffic.

 

Until Darvish proves that he isn’t dreaming about the Astros every night I stand by my opinion.

Hated that signing the day it was announced.. He is getting really good at playing catch in the outfield though before games so totally worth the money

[TMan92]

I know I could look it up but you guys know everything. How is their bullpen?

[TMan92]

Throw strikes you stupid idiot!