Braves (Teheran) vs. Cubs (Quintana), 1:20, WGN/MLBN

[jersey cubs fan]

[Brian]

http://i.imgur.com/DKsysDU.gif

 

[David]

KB!

[Agony and Ivy]

Thank god we have that borderline superstar to lift up our shitty starting pitcher.

[javy knows my name]

Kris has the most beautiful dong

[Sammy Sofa]

Kris has the most beautiful dong

 

[NotSoSober]

Kris has the most beautiful dong

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Kris has the most beautiful dong

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Not enough to overturn even if he did touch him.

[David]

rizzo king tootblan

[Agony and Ivy]

Rizzo doing more really good things out there.

[Brian]

Why are we now a base stealing team?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

just tuned in a hate it when they don’t have names on their jerseys. who’s #42?

[Brian]

just tuned in a hate it when they don’t have names on their jerseys. who’s #42?

 

hot new prospect, hopefully the Cubs will finally have a superstar in him

[Agony and Ivy]

Get this bum out.

[imb]

*almora hits a slow ground to the left side*

Len: Teheran's gotta hurry!

 

[Schwarber Fan]

So predictable that Bautista would homer today.

[UMFan83]

I don't like Quintana anymore

[Agony and Ivy]

Jesus horsefeathering Christ hopefully he catches whatever Yu got.

[imb]

"If you look at the metrics, Quintana has been one of the most reliable starters in all of major league baseball"

 

[ScrubMD]

I wonder what they fixed with Quintana in the offseason.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I want eloy back

[Transmogrified Tiger]

I am so sick of watching home runs that were barely squared up or skied way too high carry out, please fix the stupid ball already

[Andy]

I don't like Quintana anymore

That whole "it's so great that Quintana's cheap contract enabled us to get Darvish" conversation feels like a long time ago.

[The_Achiever]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo