8/24 Improvings (beard guy) @ Basically Kentucky (Ray Romano) @ 6:10 on csn

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I have made it through one turn of the rotation unscathed. a winning streak this long has never happened in major league history, unless you count the movie. I do not see Joe ripping pieces of clothing off of a cardboard cutout of Laura Ricketts so you know it's only a matter of time before we dip to like 6th place

 

this goon who probably likes busch light

 

will probably lose to this chump

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[Cubswin11]

#RideTheDingDongWave

[The_Achiever]

LOL @ improvings. Or is it improv-ings? :-k

[Aaron_Kennelly]

It would be nice if the Cubs won tonight.

[PackLandVA]

The cobs don't sweep, even bad teams. Put a chalk mark in the L column. Edited August 24, 2017 by PackLandVA

[BigSlick]

I enjoy the fact that the game threads have degenerated into unintelligible dadaist surreal humor

 

That's my wheel house baby

[Omar]

The cobs don't sweep, even bad teams. Put a chalk mark in the L column.

 

yeah lets lose just to keep us in check

 

embrace the suck

[jersey cubs fan]

bryant is back

 

[UMFan83]

I feel like Bryant could lose his arm in a horrific accident and only miss 1 game.

[Bobson Dugnutt]

bryant is back

 

 

there goes the vaunted brewers' opportunity

[badger]

I feel like Bryant could lose his arm in a horrific accident and only miss 1 game.

 

 

Man if something happens to him...

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I feel like Bryant could lose his arm in a horrific accident and only miss 1 game.

 

 

Man if something happens to him...

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[Perd]

Is this the guy that got fired from Sterling Cooper because he wouldn't horsefeathers the dude from Lucky Strike?

[jersey cubs fan]

Is this the guy that got fired from Sterling Cooper because he wouldn't horsefeathers the dude from Lucky Strike?

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[Brian707]

I feel like Bryant could lose his arm in a horrific accident and only miss 1 game.

 

[Schwarber Fan]

Rene Rivera HR tonight

[Sammy Sofa]

I feel like Bryant could lose his arm in a horrific accident and only miss 1 game.

 

Unless someone gave him a slug of some booze to dull the pain.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

According to his mlb dot com player profile Salvatore Romano's nickname is Big Sally.

[Agony and Ivy]

The Cubs wouldn't miss Bryant at all.

 

For your pregame reading pleasure KB has been historically unclutch. I am now going to find FlyTheW and join his cult.

[UMFan83]

The Cubs wouldn't miss Bryant at all.

 

For your pregame reading pleasure KB has been historically unclutch. I am now going to find FlyTheW and join his cult.

 

It sucks but I still think its mostly a fluke. In 2015 he was one of the most clutch players in baseball with a pretty good sample size.

 

That said, its gotten to the point where I don't like when he comes up in key situations. Then all the logic in my head informs me that I'm an idiot and Kris is our best hitter but then he strikes out awkwardly like he did in that Toronto game.

 

I dunno, maybe it is in his head at this point, but this is a guy that had a .923 OPS in the playoffs last year, had 4 hits in game 6 of the World Series, would have had the World Series winning HR in game 7 if the wind wasn't blowing in, hit a game tying 2 run HR in the 9th inning of NLDS Game 3. He's not a guy that cowers under the pressure of big games.

[We Got The Whole 9]

Honestly I knew that article was coming eventually.

 

Also we all recall what happened the night the last time this article was written...

[Agony and Ivy]

Honestly I knew that article was coming eventually.

 

Also we all recall what happened the night the last time this article was written...

 

Didn't Sullivan write one along these lines last year?

[itisallpartoftheplan]

The Cubs wouldn't miss Bryant at all.

 

For your pregame reading pleasure KB has been historically unclutch. I am now going to find FlyTheW and join his cult.

 

2 year anniversary of his last high leverage hit.

 

[We Got The Whole 9]

Honestly I knew that article was coming eventually.

 

Also we all recall what happened the night the last time this article was written...

 

Didn't Sullivan write one along these lines last year?

Yeah and that night Bryant had 2 huge HR against the Dodgers

[The_Achiever]

Jake is gonna get PAID this offseason.