Perd

Only the Cubs could make their glory days feel this shitty.

Wow, I can’t lie, I wanted Kimbrel. But this has been a disaster.

3 hits all [expletive] night? Pathetic.

This team only serves to aggregate. I could never straight out root against them. But I also can’t say I’ll mind when this is over. Because it just ain’t happening.

KB is the worst really good player ever.

Yeah, it’s hard to have much positivity regarding Mitch., right now. I want the kid to be good, but tonight was very discouraging.

Nice sweep. Let’s donhe same to the VBs.

You just know he’ll shut us down when he faces us. I mean, he is a pitcher after all.

If I had my way, the bit and run would be punishable by death.

You know how I know Craig Kimbrel sucks? The Cubs signed him.

Broken Carl is still broken.

That one feels good.

I’m not greedy. I just want every inning to be like this.

Whelp, see you guys tomorrow.

This team is built to annoy.