05/31 Dodgers (Kazmir) @ CUBS (Arrieta) 7:05 CDT, ABC7

[Ding Dong Johnson]

holy balls, let's get some runs now

[davell]

Jake is a bad man

[UMFan83]

Walking the bases loaded after getting two quick outs? Really?

 

How dare he. There's a nice spot in Iowas rotation for that bum

[Ski]

Wooo, Jake!

 

Another incredible performance.

[cl smooth]

That is one ugly dude.

 

It is Tormund from Game Of Thrones.

[soccer10k]

Jake just did that so the Dodgers would take Kazmir out and get into their crappy bullpen. Time to feast.

[Omar]

Those were pseudo walks to get Kazmir out of the game.

 

I see what you did there, Joe Maddon.

[bcl412]

That game Jake sucked was weird and will never happen again.

[Ski]

This 7th inning stretch is very classy of the Cubs.

[Cubswin11]

With how he was able to get Turner there makes you wonder if he was purposely missing to Crawford.

[BigSlick]

that Joe Blanton is *still* in baseball *and* is skinny is strange to me

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Arrieta and Kershaw now tied in ERA

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Utley is creepy looking as horsefeathers

[Ski]

Time for a Rizzo dong.

[BigSlick]

Let's not all rush to commit a bunch of outs now

[halplm]

Now everything is a strike

[UMFan83]

Ugh, I hope this isn't another prolonged offensive slump for the Cubs and just a quick little dip.

[Tryptamine]

Must be nice to get that edge of the plate that Jake has been denied the last few innings.

[Ski]

Time for a Rizzo dong.

What's the point of wishful thinking on the internet if it's not going to have any effect?

[UMFan83]

No no no no Joe. Does extending Jake in a May game really make sense

[BigSlick]

Zobrist????????

 

Wha??

[Ski]

Ugh, I hope this isn't another prolonged offensive slump for the Cubs and just a quick little dip.

I mean, today Kazmir was hitting all his spots with an umpire calling a 90s Braves zone, and we have two dongs robbed by humid air, so I'm not worried.

[ScrubMD]

The strikezone is a good 3-4 inches bigger when we're batting.

[davell]

Good lord, we've looked awful at the plate, aside from Dex.

[soccer10k]

Please don't send Jake back out.