05/31 Dodgers (Kazmir) @ CUBS (Arrieta) 7:05 CDT, ABC7

[BigSlick]

Engage god mode

[Ski]

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[Bryants Disco Ball]

Which base does Lester run to on that type of grounder?

[JennieGarthAlgar]

Wtf Zo?

 

Pretty sure the next time he goes hitless he's getting a rest day the next game

 

He and his weird wife had weird sex last night I bet, and its really messed him up.

[Ski]

Kazmir just isn't making any mistakes tonight. -_-

[UMFan83]

Pirates fall. Let's get back to 7.5 up

 

Am I weird for not acknowledging half games when it comes to standings? I strictly look at loss column.

 

Is it weird? Slightly. Are you wrong to? No

[BigSlick]

Blergh. Yeah, Kazmir has been pitching well.

[Ski]

Also doesn't help that Kazmir is getting pitches four inches off the plate.

[NotSoSober]

how many years left on monteros contract

[UMFan83]

Little worried Jake gives up a fluke run and the bats ruin his win streak

[SpongeWorthy]

Why is data in the new ID4 movie he totally died in the first one

[UMFan83]

how many years left on monteros contract

 

He will be a decent backup for Contreras next year

[Ski]

http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?date=2016-05-31&team=Cubs&dh=0&season=2016

 

This is the picture of a boring as horsefeathers game.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Little worried Jake gives up a fluke run and the bats ruin his win streak

 

There is no reason to be worried. They got this. Plus, the magic number already went down by one. Today is a good day.

[UMFan83]

Why is data in the new ID4 movie he totally died in the first one

 

You'll have to see it to find out!!

[UMFan83]

http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?date=2016-05-31&team=Cubs&dh=0&season=2016

 

This is the picture of a boring as [expletive] game.

 

Lack of scoring doesn't automatically mean boring. Both pitchers are pitching well.

[UMFan83]

Little worried Jake gives up a fluke run and the bats ruin his win streak

 

There is no reason to be worried. They got this. Plus, the magic number already went down by one. Today is a good day.

 

Oh yeah and forgot this is a butters game thread.

[Ski]

http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?date=2016-05-31&team=Cubs&dh=0&season=2016

 

This is the picture of a boring as [expletive] game.

 

Lack of scoring doesn't automatically mean boring. Both pitchers are pitching well.

Well, boring by explosive Cubs offense standards.

[soccer10k]

Cubs will score this inning.

[ScrubMD]

I think this is the best Arrieta has looked since opening night.

[BigSlick]

Arrieta is straight murdering fools out there. All the contact since the first inning has been little dribblers off the bat, some of them hit so poorly that it causes our fielders to make mistakes.

 

Would be nice to have some runs but such is life

[Ski]

Arrieta is going to dong here.

[Ski]

Arrieta is going to dong here.

Or maybe he'll whiff at a fastball down the middle.

[BigSlick]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

 

man i thought that thing was crushed

[Aaron_Kennelly]

dammit