Addison Russell

[Cubswin11]

Saw addison russell thread on Mother's Day and expected something else

I don’t think Tim updated the servers enough to support such a large thread

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Depending on if you prefer UZR or DRS, Addison Russell is on pace for somewhere around 4.5-5.5 WAR.

[Cubswin11]

He’s up to a .273/.358/.386 (.744 OPS). If he even starts hitting for average power......

 

 

 

Also his OBP is only 5th best on the team and you’d assume Rizzo ends up the year ahead of him. Crazy to think this offense has another level coming.

[JennieGarthAlgar]

If he even starts hitting for average power......

 

Look out, ladies

[jersey cubs fan]

If he even starts hitting for average power......

 

Look out, ladies

Ouch

[Brian]

looks like Addi has got himself a new lady friend according to his instagram story. Baby #3 can't be far behind.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

looks like Addi has got himself a new lady friend according to his instagram story. Baby #3 can't be far behind.

it would be just like him to be on his 3rd baby with this new gal after already having 2 with other women.

[littleburr24]

looks like Addi has got himself a new lady friend according to his instagram story. Baby #3 can't be far behind.

it would be just like him to be on his 3rd baby with this new gal after already having 2 with other women.

 

What was that?

 

[tweet]https://twitter.com/Cubs_Live/status/999711641729228800[/tweet]

[UMFan83]

You cannot make this stuff up....

[javy knows my name]

Pretty bummed I can't find a decent gif of Malory suggesting that Archer wear a vasectomy

[Brian707]

[Banedon]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/Cubs_Live/status/999711641729228800[/tweet]

 

http://cdn1.alloy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Tracy-Morgan-SNL-promo-October-2015.gif

[Derwood]

For the advanced metrics guys: Is Russell on pace to break Shawn Kemp's record?

[Brian]

holy horsefeathers I was joking about the kid, time to go under the knife bro

[Brian]

I find it romantic that he apparently only uses condoms to cheat

[SouthSideRyan]

I find it romantic that he apparently only uses condoms to cheat

 

He's a traditionalist.

[jersey cubs fan]

I find it romantic that he apparently only uses condoms to cheat

 

He's a traditionalist.

pretty sure he just uses the jeter patended inside out swing in those situations

[Cubswin11]

This horsefeathering guy

[Sammy Sofa]

This horsefeathering guy

 

Literally.

[Omar]

well at least he can hit something

[PackLandVA]

Dude likes to bone.

 

If I'm Addy (and aren't currently busy with my d!ck in someone), I tell me agent to get me an extension. Forgo any possible FA and just sign a multiyear deal for several million. Dude is gonna need lots of skoots for child support.

[Regular Show]

This horsefeathering guy

 

Surprised no one has used this gif yet. It's horsefeathering perfect:

 

 

http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FXor4UKe.gif&size=400x1000

 

 

 

Can someone photoshop the pic above so he's pointing at Addison Russell lol?

 

[17 Seconds]

surely he takes fatherhood very seriously, and these kids will get all the emotional support they need Edited May 25, 2018 by 17 Seconds

[Omar]

24 years old and already 3 kids, jfc

 

and not only that its pretty unjust towards the kids, 2/3 of them won't have a father present

[PackLandVA]

24 years old and already 3 kids, jfc

 

and not only that its pretty unjust towards the kids, 2/3 of them won't have a father present

 

 

Three kids ain’t the issue. It’s three moms that is unfortunate. But who am I to judge. Maybe he can be a great dad to each..