Addison Russell

[imb]

bye bithc

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

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Russell's glove doesn't slip in the field, only in the bed.

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[Brian]

uh never mind. Edited August 23, 2018 by Brian

[squally1313]

In the game thread last night I brought up the possibility of facing Degrom, Thor, Nola, Arrieta, Scherzer and whatever is left of Strasburg in a two week period. Well seeing as Nola is pitching right now and Arrieta is pitching tomorrow I did the math and if they stay in the same order the Cubs will miss both in Philly.

 

[Brian]

yeah I though I was in Cubs chit-chat

[davell]

https://twitter.com/DOM_Frederic/status/1040953869184970752?s=19

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I'm just intrigued to see how low his slugging percentage can go. Right now, it's at .346.

 

Addison Russell is crappy.

[minnesotacubsfan]

https://twitter.com/DOM_Frederic/status/1040953869184970752?s=19

 

That looks helpful Addi

[Transmogrified Tiger]

https://twitter.com/DOM_Frederic/status/1040953869184970752?s=19

 

 

That tweet is trash and deserving of unending scorn

[Sammy Sofa]

I'm just intrigued to see how low his slugging percentage can go. Right now, it's at .346.

 

Addison Russell is crappy.

 

Second half Addison Russell:

 

.202 .242 .228 .470

[Sammy Sofa]

But he's only twenty fourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I'm just intrigued to see how low his slugging percentage can go. Right now, it's at .346.

 

Addison Russell is crappy.

 

Second half Addison Russell:

 

.202 .242 .228 .470

 

Holy horsefeathers.

[Old Style]

He needs to get his horsefeathers together ASAP.

[Old Style]

I guess he’s trying to claim the 3am nickname from Seal Boy.

[imb]

https://twitter.com/DOM_Frederic/status/1040953869184970752?s=19

 

 

That tweet is trash and deserving of unending scorn

 

im fine with it

[Derwood]

The women at that club weren’t going to impregnate themselves

[imb]

Two player lines

Player A

OPS .669

OPS+ 75

 

Player B

OPS .663

OPS+ 74

 

Player A is Jose Macias' career line (remember the Gremlin?) Player B is Addison Russell this year. (his 2nd half OPS is somewhere around .450 FWIW)

 

He's not only toxic off the field, he's so bad on the field that we can't even justify trading him in the offseason because we'd get absolutely nothing in return.

[minnesotacubsfan]

Two player lines

Player A

OPS .669

OPS+ 75

 

Player B

OPS .663

OPS+ 74

 

Player A is Jose Macias' career line (remember the Gremlin?) Player B is Addison Russell this year. (his 2nd half OPS is somewhere around .450 FWIW)

 

He's not only toxic off the field, he's so bad on the field that we can't even justify trading him in the offseason because we'd get absolutely nothing in return.

 

 

Wheres Dusty when you need him

[Sammy Sofa]

Everything about Russell makes me want to horsefeathering barf. His ceiling right now is, like, Castro with good defense, and he'd be lucky to even get to that.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

his defense is overrated too

[Derwood]

If Dusty were managing, Russell would be batting first or second every single day

[Sammy Sofa]

Not like the sick leadoff hitter they had today.

[Sammy Sofa]

And by that I, of course, mean yet another player who makes me barf.

[UK]

I'm hoping that he could be included for a closer that is an upcoming FA on a team rebuilding (like Herrera), but I doubt he has enough value for that.

[Derwood]

Not like the sick leadoff hitter they had today.

 

Almora would be Dusty's other pet