2015 Cubs Positivity Thread

[Guest]

I like the idea that somebody thinks the "bend them over" phrase suggests something consensual.

I like the idea that you've never bent anyone over consensually

 

that has nothing to do with the phrasing as it pertains to sporting events

Our division opponents will groove fastballs down the middle of the plate.

[jersey cubs fan]

that's hot

[imb]

I like the idea that somebody thinks the "bend them over" phrase suggests something consensual.

I like the idea that you've never bent anyone over consensually

 

wtf just stop

[ctcf]

this was supposed to be a happy place

[imb]

this was supposed to be a happy place

 

i cant get over what a bizarre turn that who thing took. Just go "yeah sorry, didn't really think about it" when you get called out, not "wow guess you're not a sexual tyrannosaurus like me who routinely bends over women who are just begging for it!"

[sneakypower]

mods i would like my title to read 'sexual tyrannosaurus'

[ctcf]

this was supposed to be a happy place

 

i cant get over what a bizarre turn that who thing took. Just go "yeah sorry, didn't really think about it" when you get called out, not "wow guess you're not a sexual tyrannosaurus like me who routinely bends over women who are just begging for it!"

 

Yea I'm honestly still not sure how we got here.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I think the government should distribute existing porn involving divisional rivals being bent over non-consensually, therefore satiating the need to see it but preventing any future abuses.

[SouthSideRyan]

Wouldn't a Tyrannosaurus's tiny arms make it really difficult to bend somebody over, willing or not?

[jersey cubs fan]

I think the government should distribute existing porn involving divisional rivals being bent over non-consensually, therefore satiating the need to see it but preventing any future abuses.

 

winner winner chicken dinner

[Guest]

I think the government should distribute existing porn involving divisional rivals being bent over non-consensually, therefore satiating the need to see it but preventing any future abuses.

 

best post youve ever made

 

close it up

[jersey cubs fan]

Wouldn't a Tyrannosaurus's tiny arms make it really difficult to bend somebody over, willing or not?

 

I think it would work perfectly fine in a completely consensual situation.

 

http://media.salon.com/2012/10/dawn_of_the_deed_rect-460x307.jpg

[NonProfitCow]

this was supposed to be a happy place

 

i cant get over what a bizarre turn that who thing took. Just go "yeah sorry, didn't really think about it" when you get called out, not "wow guess you're not a sexual tyrannosaurus like me who routinely bends over women who are just begging for it!"

 

Yea I'm honestly still not sure how we got here.

Bunch of people got butthurt

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

jesus lol

[jersey cubs fan]

this was supposed to be a happy place

 

i cant get over what a bizarre turn that who thing took. Just go "yeah sorry, didn't really think about it" when you get called out, not "wow guess you're not a sexual tyrannosaurus like me who routinely bends over women who are just begging for it!"

 

Yea I'm honestly still not sure how we got here.

Bunch of people got butthurt

 

bending over does not necessarily connote butt stuff.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

i think MR just meant soler was going to spank everyone

[NonProfitCow]

bending over does not necessarily connote butt stuff.

[Clem Fandango]

I just assumed the rest of the NL Central were homophobic pedophiles and Jorge Soler is a righteous fornicator of justice.

[imb]

this thread owns again

[imb]

even kyle made a good post

 

and then i see this ad at the bottom of the screen

 

http://i.imgur.com/MNhC2g7.png

[Thed Hoyerstein]

http://media.giphy.com/media/13PyFpc8yH4vC/giphy.gif

[Tracer Bullet]

i think MR just meant soler was going to spank everyone

 

all i said was he was going to be good at baseball.

[Guest]

this was supposed to be a happy place

 

i cant get over what a bizarre turn that who thing took. Just go "yeah sorry, didn't really think about it" when you get called out, not "wow guess you're not a sexual tyrannosaurus like me who routinely bends over women who are just begging for it!"

 

Yea I'm honestly still not sure how we got here.

Bunch of people got butthurt

Lololol

[ScrubMD]

This thread is very problematic.

[ctcf]

butts butts butts