2015 Cubs Positivity Thread

[Guest]

So in this scenario the rest of the NL Central consents and enjoys this act by Soler?

[Tracer Bullet]

It was another way to say dominate. But the context in which I think of that phrase, yes, the recipient is a very willing participant. It wasn't really intended to be dissected and analyzed. I didn't think everyone would understand it to mean rape. I wouldn't have said it if I knew that was the inference people would make. Clearly I was wrong. Sorry.

[Tracer Bullet]

If you're asking about dickslapping then I'll have to defer to others. I don't believe people generally like being slapped with dicks but maybe I'm wrong about that too.

[ConstableRabbit]

So in this scenario the rest of the NL Central consents and enjoys this act by Soler?

They're desperate to be satisfied by someone who knows that they're doing.

[seanimal]

"dickslapped" could also mean slapped in the dick, which would be a lot more manageable of an achievement

[Sammy Sofa]

To be fair, Soler is a beautiful, beautiful man and I would enjoy having a tender moment with him.

[jersey cubs fan]

I like the idea that somebody thinks the "bend them over" phrase suggests something consensual.

[Outshined_One]

I love how it only took two pages for this thread to completely derail.

[Sammy Sofa]

I disagree; I think it was really bent over a chair.

[treebird]

that is to say the thread was having fun and wanted to have more fun in a new and consensual way

[Outshined_One]

Jorge Soler is the NL Central's Christian.

[Sammy Sofa]

Jorge Soler is the NL Central's Christian.

 

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[treebird]

i bet he means christian grey

[Sammy Sofa]

Ohhhhhhh. Topical.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Jorge Soler is going to help the Cubs defeat other teams in baseball games.

[ConstableRabbit]

I like the idea that somebody thinks the "bend them over" phrase suggests something consensual.

Live a little.

[weis21]

I was a dumbass to start this thing initially with my flagrant and unacceptable use of the word. Just wanted to say that.

 

To make a positive statement: Kyle Hendrix wins 18 games with a 3.3 era and 2.87 FIP

[Tracer Bullet]

To be fair, Soler is a beautiful, beautiful man and I would enjoy having a tender moment with him.

Honestly that was sort of the thought. He's so awesome that the Cards would be honored to have him. But not really thoroughly thought thru.

 

Sorry for derailing. I'll be more careful with my metaphors.

[Tracer Bullet]

I like the idea that somebody thinks the "bend them over" phrase suggests something consensual.

I like the idea that you've never bent anyone over consensually

[Guest]

I was a dumbass to start this thing initially with my flagrant and unacceptable use of the word. Just wanted to say that.

 

To make a positive statement: Kyle Hendrix wins 18 games with a 3.3 era and 2.87 FIP

 

Reversing those seems more likely.

[ctcf]

#notmychristian

 

I'm not even sad they didn't get Shields!

[Guest]

#notmychristian

 

I'm not even sad they didn't get Shields!

 

I am, but I'm still excited.

[ctcf]

THIS IS THE POSITIVITY THREAD, DAVID

[jersey cubs fan]

I like the idea that somebody thinks the "bend them over" phrase suggests something consensual.

I like the idea that you've never bent anyone over consensually

 

that has nothing to do with the phrasing as it pertains to sporting events

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

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