Re: 6/25: Orioles (Burres) vs Cubs (Lilly) 7:05pm CSN

[Outshined_One]

Derrek Lee and DPs are like Bacon and Ice Cream

 

Finish the simily

 

Simile, imo.

[illiniguy]

Why do newborns insist on poking themselves in the eyes?

they can't control their arms yet.

it's like she's aiming for them. And they do have some (instinctive) control. I guess they're not strong enough to do much permanent damage so there won't be much selection pressure, but still.

You can get onesies with things to cover their fingers so they don't scrath their faces and eyes, but yeah there isn't a lot you can do about them hitting themselves.

[Soul]

Well thanks Cubs, instead of having a relaxing blowout I now have to actually care about this thing because it's not over.

[Schwarber Fan]

Over/under time until NYF is banned

 

1 hour

[cubscausestress]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=13dUZTSf_lM

[VanceJergins]

Over/under time until NYF is banned

 

1 hour

 

under

[BigSlick]

I know he's been hot, but Lee still isn't seeing the ball very well and swinging much too much out of the zone

[mul21]

Why do newborns insist on poking themselves in the eyes?

they can't control their arms yet.

it's like she's aiming for them. And they do have some (instinctive) control. I guess they're not strong enough to do much permanent damage so there won't be much selection pressure, but still.

You can get onesies with things to cover their fingers so they don't scrath their faces and eyes, but yeah there isn't a lot you can do about them hitting themselves.

 

Or you can get them mittens with no thumbs. See the avatar that is apparently ruining everyone's day.

[carolinacubbie]

He is definitely starting to hit the ball better, but still way too many ground balls with runners on. I'm not too worried though, so long as we keep winning, D Lee is too good of a hitter. He is going to get it going. Mike and Mike are just plain terrible for the record.

[UMFan83]

Crap, so much for that hitless streak thing.

[inari]

Um... panicking already.

[CoolHandLuke]

This is just nitpicking, but it's Jimmy BASEBALL, not Jimmy Ballgame. It was Teddy Ballgame and the nickname should not be soiled by Edmonds, although I hate him much less than I used to.

 

just nitpicking, but could you possibly use a placenta as your avatar going forward. thanks...

 

Um, that's my daughter. She'll be 3 weeks old tomorrow. Thanks for the advice though.

 

thanks. please post the first puke. i'll post my cat's next retch.

 

all baseball related dontcha know...

 

I don't understand why you are being such a jerk about the guy's daughter avatar.

 

were you quoted, Cool? Luke? what we have here is a failure to communicate...

 

umm ok, chief.

[17 Seconds]

Here we go.

[David]

I just went back through the last couple pages of this thread and NYF's posts are really.......bizarre?

[mul21]

Over/under time until NYF is banned

 

1 hour

 

under

 

I'd feel better about that if your name was in green. And not the sarcastic kind.

[killthegoat06]

Let's go Marmol.

[Careless]

Why do newborns insist on poking themselves in the eyes?

they can't control their arms yet.

it's like she's aiming for them. And they do have some (instinctive) control. I guess they're not strong enough to do much permanent damage so there won't be much selection pressure, but still.

You can get onesies with things to cover their fingers so they don't scrath their faces and eyes, but yeah there isn't a lot you can do about them hitting themselves.

we've got a lot of mittens, but she's too good at scraping them off

[17 Seconds]

Let's see how many things Fontenot can fail at tonight.

[illiniguy]

Why do newborns insist on poking themselves in the eyes?

they can't control their arms yet.

it's like she's aiming for them. And they do have some (instinctive) control. I guess they're not strong enough to do much permanent damage so there won't be much selection pressure, but still.

You can get onesies with things to cover their fingers so they don't scrath their faces and eyes, but yeah there isn't a lot you can do about them hitting themselves.

we've got a lot of mittens, but she's too good at scraping them off

It amazes me how quick Brooklynn can get her socks off. I barely get one on and the other one is popping off.

[UMFan83]

OK Marmol is throwing strikes somewhat consistantly. Can we all stop freaking out and pretend this is the Marmol we all knew a week ago?

[killthegoat06]

Marmol doesn't look that bad. He's not completely dominating, but he does seem to have some command.

[CoolHandLuke]

Guys no baby talk on nsbb, k.

[Soul]

OK Marmol is throwing strikes somewhat consistantly. Can we all stop freaking out and pretend this is the Marmol we all knew a week ago?

 

I wanna see him get through this scoreless first. Better control so far though.

[inari]

Marmol's got command but he's not really missing any bats.

[mul21]

Guys no baby talk on nsbb, k.

 

Well then quit bringing it up!!! Petition to ban!!!! :mrgreen: