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So we have this ugly/creepy guy:

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2007/06/10/MoNQKvdk.jpg

 

1-1, 2.14 ERA, 15/5 K/BB

 

vs. this dude who clearly has better taste in women:

 

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/3781/2434aa0e087889a5c3b9299vy7.jpg

 

1-0, 0.69 ERA, 10/4 K/BB

 

 

Also some toothpick-chewing, walk-hating, veteran-loving, holy water-sprinkling, Game 6-blowing, arm-ruining, Neifi-enabling jackass is back in town. He may look something like this:

 

http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/baker1109.jpg

 

Cubs you are required in every way imaginable to win this game. Just do it idiots.

Edited by ctcf

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Reds Vs. Dempster

                    **PA**  AB  H  2B 3B HR RBI  BB  SO   BA   OBP   SLG   OPS  
+-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+
Ken Griffey          22    19   6  1  0  0   0   3   3  .316  .409  .368  .777 
Corey Patterson      14    14   5  2  0  0   1   0   1  .357  .357  .500  .857 
Adam Dunn            12     6   3  1  0  0   1   6   2  .500  .750  .667 1.417 
Javier Valentin      10     9   2  0  0  0   0   1   2  .222  .300  .222  .522 
Paul Bako             9     5   2  2  0  0   0   4   2  .400  .667  .800 1.467 
Scott Hatteberg       9     7   2  0  0  0   0   2   1  .286  .444  .286  .730 
Edwin Encarnacion     8     6   0  0  0  0   0   2   3  .000  .250  .000  .250 
Juan Castro           7     6   1  0  0  0   0   1   3  .167  .286  .167  .453 
Ryan Freel            6     5   1  1  0  0   1   1   1  .200  .333  .400  .733 
Brandon Phillips      4     4   1  0  0  0   1   0   1  .250  .250  .250  .500 
Aaron Harang          3     3   0  0  0  0   0   0   3  .000  .000  .000  .000 
Jeff Keppinger        3     3   1  1  0  0   0   0   0  .333  .333  .667 1.000 
Josh Fogg             2     0   0  0  0  0   0   0   0                         
Norris Hopper         2     2   1  0  0  0   1   0   0  .500  .500  .500 1.000 
Joey Votto            1     1   1  0  0  1   3   0   0 1.000 1.000 4.000 5.000 
+-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+
Total               112    90  26  8  0  1   8  20  22  .289  .418  .411  .829 

 

Cubs Vs. Harang

                    **PA**  AB  H  2B 3B HR RBI  BB  SO   BA   OBP   SLG   OPS  
+-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+
Derrek Lee           38    35  12  2  0  4   8   3   4  .343  .395  .743 1.138 
Aramis Ramirez       31    30   8  0  0  3   4   1   2  .267  .290  .567  .857 
Ryan Theriot         17    16   4  0  0  0   2   1   5  .250  .294  .250  .544 
Henry Blanco         15    15   2  0  0  0   0   0   7  .133  .133  .133  .266 
Alfonso Soriano      15    15   3  1  0  0   0   0   3  .200  .200  .267  .467 
Ronny Cedeno         13    13   2  0  0  1   1   0   6  .154  .154  .385  .539 
Mark DeRosa          13     9   3  0  0  0   1   3   1  .333  .538  .333  .871 
Carlos Zambrano      10    10   2  1  0  1   1   0   5  .200  .200  .600  .800 
Daryle Ward           6     6   0  0  0  0   0   0   0  .000  .000  .000  .000 
Mike Fontenot         5     4   1  0  0  0   0   1   0  .250  .400  .250  .650 
Jason Marquis         5     5   2  0  1  0   3   0   0  .400  .400  .800 1.200 
Felix Pie             4     4   2  0  0  0   1   0   2  .500  .500  .500 1.000 
Geovany Soto          4     4   3  2  0  0   1   0   1  .750  .750 1.250 2.000 
Ryan Dempster         2     2   0  0  0  0   0   0   2  .000  .000  .000  .000 
Rich Hill             2     2   0  0  0  0   0   0   2  .000  .000  .000  .000 
Kerry Wood            1     0   0  0  0  0   0   0   0                         
+-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+
Total               181   170  44  6  1  9  22   9  40  .259  .300  .465  .765 

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Go Reds.

 

Take that stupid crap somewhere else!

Go. Reds.

 

Let me go to Redszone.com and post Go Cubs and see how people react.

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LaTroy's reception was nothing compared to what will happen to Dusty.

 

I imagine Corey won't be welcomed with open arms either.

Posted
Go Reds.

 

Take that stupid crap somewhere else!

Go. Reds.

 

Let me go to Redszone.com and post Go Cubs and see how people react.

Go ahead. I really could care less.

Posted
Go Reds.

 

Take that stupid crap somewhere else!

Go. Reds.

 

Let me go to Redszone.com and post Go Cubs and see how people react.

 

I'll join you.

Come on don't get all 5 of their fans riled up.

Posted
Go Reds.

 

Take that stupid crap somewhere else!

Go. Reds.

 

Let me go to Redszone.com and post Go Cubs and see how people react.

 

I'll join you.

Come on don't get all 5 of their fans riled up.

They'd be stupid to get riled up.

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petition to change thread title to "Dusty Baker's Reds"

 

actually this is how i'm going to refer to them as long as they have that moron as manager.

 

go cubs. beat dusty baker's reds.

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petition to change thread title to "Dusty Baker's Reds"

 

actually this is how i'm going to refer to them as long as they have that moron as manager.

 

go cubs. beat dusty baker's reds.

 

Since its such a special occasion, I'll allow it.

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