Slumpbusters

[Rob]

Christ, I can't imagine what a Northwestern slumpbuster looks like. Real world 6's over there are 9's or 10's...

 

dude, DePaul has the homliest co-eds on the planet. at least they did when I was there. rough

It's still really rough.

 

Now U of I..... =P~

 

That's the one thing I miss about U of I...

[swordsman]

I'll never forget waking up next to some butter face with a terrible hang over. I remember looking down at her belly button and seeing a thick thatch of hair. I started dry heaving on the spot.

 

 

Why wouldn't she shave that *!#%? The memory chills me to this day.

 

That was no belly button.

 

Oh, and it's not a slump if you just stop trying.

[Rob]

If it's gotten so bad you've stopped trying entirely, that's worse than a regular slump.

[Warpticon]

wow at this thread.

 

No slumpbusters here!

[SouthSideRyan]

Christ, I can't imagine what a Northwestern slumpbuster looks like. Real world 6's over there are 9's or 10's...

 

dude, DePaul has the homliest co-eds on the planet. at least they did when I was there. rough

It's still really rough.

 

Now U of I..... =P~

 

That's the one thing I miss about U of I...

 

Just one thing??

[CubmanPi]

The entire Cubs lineup needs to get themselves a slumpbuster, and quick. At this point, anything is worth a shot.

[E.J.]

The entire Cubs lineup needs to get themselves a slumpbuster, and quick. At this point, anything is worth a shot.

 

They don't need slumpbusters. They need players that are actually, you know, good.

[sethuel1]

The entire Cubs lineup needs to get themselves a slumpbuster, and quick. At this point, anything is worth a shot.

 

They don't need slumpbusters. They need players that are actually, you know, good.

also slumpbusters

[Cynosure]

I've had a half of a slumpbuster.

 

She was hot after a case of beer and I woke up next to her and she wasn't completely repulsive, so we did it again.

[snoodmonger]

I'll never forget waking up next to some butter face with a terrible hang over. I remember looking down at her belly button and seeing a thick thatch of hair. I started dry heaving on the spot.

 

 

Why wouldn't she shave that *!#%? The memory chills me to this day.

 

Haha. I've never slumpbusted, but this reminded me of something that happened to me. Forgive me if I've told this story before.

 

Right after I graduated college I started dating a very attractive Iranian girl. She was very pretty-- well-proportioned, lovely Persian complexion, dark eyes. Fantastic. There was just one little thing. She had three rather long hairs next to her right nipple.

 

I'm not really the kind of guy to say anything about something like that, especially since I'm not the most hairless mofo around. I mean, the way I looked at it, I was sleeping with a very smart, funny, beautiful woman. What's there to complain about? THREE HAIRS. THAT'S WHAT. I ALREADY TOLD YOU.

 

Well, as the sheen of newness wore off our relationship, Macbeth's Witches (as they hairs came to be known among my circle of friends) started to become a bit of a buzzkill. And the frustrating thing was how easily the problem could be rectified.

 

Finally, one day I decided to sack up and address the situation. I would do it tactfully, gracefully, and without a hint of judgment or condemnation. That night, we were lying there, and just as I'm poised to broach the subject, she says, "You know what I like about you, Seth?"

 

This is a question that actually really does fascinate me. What DO women like about me? So I said no. Her response--and I'm not making this up-- was the most ill-timed flattery in the annals of mankind.

 

"You're just a good guy," she said. "You don't complain or nitpick. You just accept things the way they are."

 

Clearly my plan was shot to hell right there. So I just muttered an "Aww shucks, Baby" kind of response and nuzzled closer, hoping to arrange our bodies so The Triad of Evil were beyond the scope of even my peripheral vision. To my surprise, though, she then re-opened the possibility of booby-hair conversation.

 

"I mean, I don't know if you've noticed," she said, "but I have some hairs on my breast. And you've never said a thing."

 

What? Hairs? On your breast? Why you do!

 

"My last boyfriend complained about it all the time. He even asked me to pluck them," she said.

 

I nuzzled closer. "Bastard," I whispered. "But, uh, out of curiosity, what did you say. Not that I care. Or anything."

 

And know what she said?

 

"I'll pluck those hairs when you get a bigger D***."

 

Ouch. We dated for five more months, and I never said a word about those hairs.

[soccer10k]

HAHAHAHA!!!

 

The "Bastard" comment also rings of Seinfeld where Person A does something or considers doing something, then Person B sees somebody else doing that and comments to Person A saying "How could somebody do that?"

 

Awesome story.

 

You were the one who posted the edible body paint story, right?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

so did he ever get a bigger one?

[TruffleShuffle]

with cubbette's fantastic posts today, and plenty of new users on the board, i think this thread deserves a bump

[CubsGM]

I use blow up dolls

[hardcorecubfan]

OOPs, I said no but now that I think about it what was i thinking about that night?

[Burtonbell]

with cubbette's fantastic posts today, and plenty of new users on the board, i think this thread deserves a bump

 

Where are these posts at?

[jersey cubs fan]

with cubbette's fantastic posts today, and plenty of new users on the board, i think this thread deserves a bump

 

Where are these posts at?

 

Seriously, what happened? Was it at all related to Ryno getting suspended?

[TruffleShuffle]

with cubbette's fantastic posts today, and plenty of new users on the board, i think this thread deserves a bump

 

Where are these posts at?

 

Seriously, what happened? Was it at all related to Ryno getting suspended?

 

oh she just posted a couple of anti-ryno rants, similar to the "IT'S NICE TO BE IMPORTANT BUT IT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO BE NICE!!!" rant from last year. i guess the mods deemed these posts pointless and threw them in the atomic dust bin of cyberspace.

[jersey cubs fan]

with cubbette's fantastic posts today, and plenty of new users on the board, i think this thread deserves a bump

 

Where are these posts at?

 

Seriously, what happened? Was it at all related to Ryno getting suspended?

 

oh she just posted a couple of anti-ryno rants, similar to the "IT'S NICE TO BE IMPORTANT BUT IT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO BE NICE!!!" rant from last year. i guess the mods deemed these posts pointless and threw them in the atomic dust bin of cyberspace.

 

She needs new material.