Slumpbusters

[E.J.]

I'll never forget waking up next to some butter face with a terrible hang over. I remember looking down at her belly button and seeing a thick thatch of hair. I started dry heaving on the spot.

 

 

Why wouldn't she shave that *!#%? The memory chills me to this day.

 

Sounds like you might have had your own little version of "The Crying Game."

[TruffleShuffle]

I'll never forget waking up next to some butter face with a terrible hang over. I remember looking down at her belly button and seeing a thick thatch of hair. I started dry heaving on the spot.

 

 

Why wouldn't she shave that *!#%? The memory chills me to this day.

 

Sounds like you might have had your own little version of "The Crying Game."

 

speaking of things that evoke a dry heave...

[CardsFanInChiTown]

I'll never forget waking up next to some butter face with a terrible hang over. I remember looking down at her belly button and seeing a thick thatch of hair. I started dry heaving on the spot.

 

 

Why wouldn't she shave that *!#%? The memory chills me to this day.

 

Sounds like you might have had your own little version of "The Crying Game."

 

 

All woman but daaaaamn it was gross.

[Shilzzz]

i don't think i have ever went home with someone from a bar for a one night stand. i've had one night stands, just not like that.

[XZero771679666304]

i don't think i have ever went home with someone from a bar for a one night stand. i've had one night stands, just not like that.

 

Never from a bar. When it did happen is was at a party, and always happened with someone I knew, but never would have under normal (sober) circumstances.

 

Picking random girls up at bars is too risky for my blood.

[Yeti]

I'll never forget waking up next to some butter face with a terrible hang over. I remember looking down at her belly button and seeing a thick thatch of hair. I started dry heaving on the spot.

 

 

Why wouldn't she shave that *!#%? The memory chills me to this day.

i dont really see how you didnt notice that the night before, maybe just too drunk to care?

[Shilzzz]

i don't think i have ever went home with someone from a bar for a one night stand. i've had one night stands, just not like that.

 

Never from a bar. When it did happen is was at a party, and always happened with someone I knew, but never would have under normal (sober) circumstances.

 

Picking random girls up at bars is too risky for my blood.

 

well, then, i'm on board with you there.

[CardsFanInChiTown]

I'll never forget waking up next to some butter face with a terrible hang over. I remember looking down at her belly button and seeing a thick thatch of hair. I started dry heaving on the spot.

 

 

Why wouldn't she shave that *!#%? The memory chills me to this day.

i dont really see how you didnt notice that the night before, maybe just too drunk to care?

 

 

Just too drunk to notice.

[inari]

53% of those polled are liars or virgins. :lol:

[CyHawk_Cub]

I'll never forget waking up next to some butter face with a terrible hang over. I remember looking down at her belly button and seeing a thick thatch of hair. I started dry heaving on the spot.

 

 

Why wouldn't she shave that *!#%? The memory chills me to this day.

 

I just threw up in my mouth.. Very bad visual...

[seanimal]

I'm not in much of a slump, but I might try this tonight for fun.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

I'm not in much of a slump, but I might try this tonight for fun.

 

pics plz.

[Yeti]

I'm not in much of a slump, but I might try this tonight for fun.

why would you do it for shizzz and gigglezz?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I'm not in much of a slump, but I might try this tonight for fun.

 

update?

[Yeti]

I'm not in much of a slump, but I might try this tonight for fun.

 

update?

but please NO pics

[soccer10k]

Yes.

 

Not only did it work, it was absolutely HILLARIOUS.

 

Can we get a story?

 

When I'm not in the office, yes. Hahaha you know how that goes...

I'll be anxiously awaiting this one.

 

Jeez, a lot of pressure here. I'll have to work on this one -- I'm definitely more of a story teller than a story writer.

 

Maybe I could submit a video. Hand motions/mannerisms help in this one :lol:

 

You're not getting out of this one without a story.

[Yeti]

Yes.

 

Not only did it work, it was absolutely HILLARIOUS.

 

Can we get a story?

 

When I'm not in the office, yes. Hahaha you know how that goes...

still waiting :stick:

[BleedCubbieBlue81]

They didn't look like slumpbusters when I was drunk. But once I woke up...

 

The worst is when you wake up and play the always fun game of "Who's ceiling is this?" Or when you rollover and realize that you don't know anyone with that color hair. That's always a painful realization.

[seanimal]

I'm not in much of a slump, but I might try this tonight for fun.

 

update?

 

Well last night ended up being on the strange side. I told my buddy about the slumpbuster thing so we went to this bar called Hangar 9. For those of you not familiar with Carbondale night life, when you take a chick home from the Hanger, it's called a Hangar-bang. Usually some pseudo-indie chick who says stupid things and likes bands that never play in venues larger than a closet. Anyhow, so we get there and i'm trying to pick one but since it was raining the choices were slim.

 

So anyway, I finally settled on a couple when out of nowhere during my game of pool, this pizza-faced whale leans over the table in this pathetic attempt at a seductive pose which led me to nearly throw up. Once she noticed the look on my face she got all red, turned around and walked away. But the damage was done, I had lost any and all of my appetite for some dirty love. Pretty disappointing, so... sorry guys. We'll see what happens tonight.

 

Edit: grammar

Edited July 29, 2007 by seanimal

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

This might turn into one of my favorite threads.

[soccer10k]

This might turn into one of my favorite threads.

 

It certainly has a whole lot of potential.

[Yeti]

This might turn into one of my favorite threads.

 

It certainly has a whole lot of potential.

sure does

[Yeti]

Yes.

 

Not only did it work, it was absolutely HILLARIOUS.

 

Can we get a story?

 

When I'm not in the office, yes. Hahaha you know how that goes...

still waiting :stick:

[Banedon]

This might turn into one of my favorite threads.

 

It certainly has a whole lot of potential.

sure does

 

I just hope everyone keeps it tame enough so we don't have to lock it.

[Derwood]

does an ex-girlfriend count?