9/5 - CHUDS (Old Man Wainwright) vs. COBS (Alzolay) - 4:15p Ricketts Sports Network

[Derwood]

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Boss.

[Derwood]

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[Cubswin11]

Win, idiots

[soccer10k]

Split the DH and we’re in good shape for the series.

[Bote McBoteface]

Ian Happ will end up as our best tanking-era draft pick, huh?

[PackLandVA]

Ian Happ will end up as our best tanking-era draft pick, huh?

 

I’m still holding out for Mark Pri

[soccer10k]

Uh oh. Bases loaded no outs. Our kryptonite.

[UMFan83]

what a horsefeathering terrible at bat for Souza with the bases loaded and 0 outs.

 

Now comes a ground ball hitter

[profisme]

Would love to know how Souza still has a place on this team

[abuck1220]

this horse horsefeathers just means the cubs are going to hit like 5 grand slams in the playoffs right

[UMFan83]

I read somewhere that teams score 85% of the time with the bases loaded and 0 outs. I would guess the Cubs are somewhere around 40% or so

[Andy]

This is ridiculous. And did I hear Len say STL is batting .500 with the bases loaded? Least surprising thing ever.

[soccer10k]

Lol Cubs.

[sweetpeteman]

I swear this team has some screwed up theory on batting with the bases loaded.

[NOLA]

I read somewhere that teams score 85% of the time with the bases loaded and 0 outs. I would guess the Cubs are somewhere around 40% or so

If not for the Cubs the league average would be 95%.

[PackLandVA]

When was the last time the Cubs actually were good with bags jammed and no outs?..

[NOLA]

[PackLandVA]

I’m seeing 3-1 coming up.

[NOLA]

At least they’re having a good time.

 

[Andy]

And naturally STL tries to help us and we won't take it.

[abuck1220]

well this game is as obnoxious as horsefeathers so far

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Then the Cardinals score like that after the Cubs failure...

[soccer10k]

Were the Cards playing the infield back for the Souza AB?

[abuck1220]

every time the cubs horsefeathers all over themselves offensively the opponent immediately scores.