6/12 Cubs (Hamels) @ Rockies (Senzatela) 2:10 PM CST NBCSCH

[UMFan83]

Dammit Heyward, that popup hurts the inning badly.

 

Edit: Nevermind, go Cole

Edited June 12, 2019 by UMFan83

[Sammy Sofa]

Jason Heyward: technically ass.

[jersey cubs fan]

cole hamels, technically not ass

[Andy]

Man I love me some Hamels. What a game he's having.

[Sammy Sofa]

Now THAT's a technically good player.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

so will they tear down the Harry statue to make room for the Hamels statue, or will they just make it 3 times as big to give him the proper amount of recognition

[Sammy Sofa]

Prove me wrong, Schwarber. Prooooooooooooove me wrong.

[Sammy Sofa]

TYPICAL KYLE "BARE MINIMUM" SCHWARBER.

[BigSlick]

ok i think the game is firmly out of Bullpen Danger Zone

[Sammy Sofa]

Good on the pitcher saving the Cubs good hitters from themselves.

 

[Tim]

I'm a big man. I can admit I was wrong about paying up for Hamels.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I'm a big man. I can admit I was wrong about paying up for Hamels.

 

I really respect that.

 

That said, for those who thought that, is it too early to concede? Or was the thought he wouldn't even provide two good months of quality?

 

ETA: For the record, I'm also a big man. And I liked it from the start mostly because I liked how they really got him for $13 million by making the Rangers take back a broken pitcher.

[Sammy Sofa]

I still hate it since it's the primary excuse for not signing a more useful long term player. Yeah, he's pitching great, but they only have him for one season, and this team ain't doing dick this year.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I still hate it since it's the primary excuse for not signing a more useful long term player. Yeah, he's pitching great, but they only have him for one season, and this team ain't doing dick this year.

 

I want to see Sofa v. Schwarbs for the best hot takes this season.

[Bertz]

[CyHawk_Cub]

Bastard plunked one of our best hitters.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Bastard plunked one of our best hitters.

 

We hit their best hitter. They hit ours.

 

It's fair.

[Sammy Sofa]

I still hate it since it's the primary excuse for not signing a more useful long term player. Yeah, he's pitching great, but they only have him for one season, and this team ain't doing dick this year.

 

I want to see Sofa v. Schwarbs for the best hot takes this season.

 

Hot take, my ass; these cheap bastards weren't shy about what they did.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I still hate it since it's the primary excuse for not signing a more useful long term player. Yeah, he's pitching great, but they only have him for one season, and this team ain't doing dick this year.

 

I want to see Sofa v. Schwarbs for the best hot takes this season.

 

Hot take, my ass; these cheap bastards weren't shy about what they did.

 

This team ain't doing dick this year, blah, blah, blah.

[Sammy Sofa]

 

I want to see Sofa v. Schwarbs for the best hot takes this season.

 

Hot take, my ass; these cheap bastards weren't shy about what they did.

 

This team ain't doing dick this year, blah, blah, blah.

 

Print that horsefeathers, son.

[David]

I still hate it since it's the primary excuse for not signing a more useful long term player. Yeah, he's pitching great, but they only have him for one season, and this team ain't doing dick this year.

 

I want to see Sofa v. Schwarbs for the best hot takes this season.

 

Hot take, my ass; these cheap bastards weren't shy about what they did.

 

"this team ain't doing dick this year" is a scalding hot skin grafty take

[David]

 

Hot take, my ass; these cheap bastards weren't shy about what they did.

 

This team ain't doing dick this year, blah, blah, blah.

 

Print that horsefeathers, son.

 

way to go out on a limb there, taking the field

[Sammy Sofa]

At best they're pulling off that piddling, first round exit from 2017. AT BEST.

[Cubswin11]

At best they're pulling off that piddling, first round exit from 2017. AT BEST.

They made the NLCS that year

[Sammy Sofa]

A true Kyle Schwarber Game indeed. All that's missing is him gunning a dude out at the plate after falling on an easy flyball with his groin.