Cubs (Lester) @ Cardinals (Wacha) - 7:05 PM CT - ESPN

[UMFan83]

Just perusing Twitter and damn Cardinals fans are hilariously defensive and easily triggered, it’s hilarious

[CubInOK]

Yadier Molina will be a first ballot HOFer simply because the media says so.

[Cubswin11]

Nice, Addy!

[Agony and Ivy]

The Yadi brings value to the team in unquantifiable ways is the most annoying baseball trutherism since Ichiro could hit 40 if he wanted. Edited May 7, 2018 by Agony and Ivy

[Cubswin11]

How many guys do we have to retroactively go back on and put them in the HOF because of their leadership and intangibles if that’s now something that can put you in the HOF? Edited May 7, 2018 by Cubswin11

[SouthSideRyan]

I no longer feel bad laughing at Molina getting hit in the balls.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Why is a Cardinal fan quote tweeting me about his jerking off habits?

 

https://twitter.com/kwwein/status/993320847984095232?s=21

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I’m still baffled why any of you mopes like Vasgersian

[Andy]

Yadier Molina will be a first ballot HOFer simply because the media says so.

They won't because they don't want or need to be seen as having it out for someone, but I wish the Fangraphs types would unleash a torrent of reasons Molina as a Hall of Famer is ridiculous every time that topic comes up.

[UMFan83]

Why is a Cardinal fan quote tweeting me about his jerking off habits?

 

https://twitter.com/kwwein/status/993320847984095232?s=21

 

 

That is horsefeathering bizarre. You can almost see the horsefeathers eating grin on his face as he’s typing what he thinks is a well crafted sick burn instead of just a bunch of perverted gibberish that makes no sense.

[Regular Show]

Lester did not want to challenge Gyorko at all. I get it, but some of those pitches were pointless and no where near the strike zone.

[NotSoSober]

I'm shocked that Cishek has only thrown 15 innings this year. Dude seems to pitch every game.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

A lot of David Ross haters out there...

 

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[NotSoSober]

A lot of David Ross haters out there...

 

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People just don't realize what David Ross brought to the clubhouse. Definately a 1st ballot HOFer. Can't quantify intangibles.

[We Got The Whole 9]

Oh Jesus Heyward get some horsefeathering glasses

[soccer10k]

Nice job, Heyward.

[Schwarber Fan]

So Heyward has vision problems. Explains a lot.

[Cubswin11]

What the hell, Heyward

[NotSoSober]

Heyward acting as Schwarber in the OF these days renders him completely horsefeathering worthless

[Ding Dong Johnson]

oh boy

[Andy]

Jesus

[Old Style]

Heyward sucks dick.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

So many facets of our Cubs suck so bad right now.

[thinker on a rock]

Heyward will be a negative WAR player this year

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Heyward should’ve at least kept that to a single but the umpire should’ve rung up Wong on the previous pitch too.