Cubs (Lester) @ Cardinals (Wacha) - 7:05 PM CT - ESPN

[soccer10k]

Just don't let Wong walk it off.

[Cubswin11]

Score just one measly run please

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Throwing error, wild pitch, wild pitch, wild pitch.

[NotSoSober]

Vasgergian apparently doesn't realize no one finds his Spinal Tap references funny. He's reaching Trey Wingo level of annoying but Wingo is always talking about Caddyshack. He'll do it again before this game is over

 

Score some damn runs

[NotSoSober]

Do they realize LaStella is batting and not Zobrist? I guess all white guys look the same. ESPN is horsefeathers

[Aaron_Kennelly]

[Andy]

I don't know why I'm up waiting for us to lose.

[NotSoSober]

They realized their mistake and show Zobrist in the dugout. All is forgiven. This offense is

 

[Andy]

Do they realize LaStella is batting and not Zobrist? I guess all white guys look the same. ESPN is horsefeathers

They were on a tangent about how guys try too hard to be the hero in extra innings, I don't think it had to do with who was batting. Of course ARod also thought Zobrist's winning hit was in the 9th.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Monty will finally put an end to this.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

They really need to just allow a run. All this is doing is killing the bullpen. Although at least we’d have another excuse to be able to use now that the weather no longer is 35 degrees and our offense still sucks balls.

[NotSoSober]

Do they realize LaStella is batting and not Zobrist? I guess all white guys look the same. ESPN is horsefeathers

They were on a tangent about how guys try too hard to be the hero in extra innings, I don't think it had to do with who was batting. Of course ARod also thought Zobrist's winning hit was in the 9th.

Well they should have saved that narrative for Javy's next at bat. I actually don't mind this crew but i'm drunk and fussy and hate ESPN

[KatJ]

Monty will finally put an end to this.

 

Is that gallows humor?

[NotSoSober]

1st ballot HOFer Carson Kelly about to walk it off

[SpongeWorthy]

monty throws 94 now?

[Aaron_Kennelly]

This is going 20.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

monty throws 94 now?

 

He always has?

[soccer10k]

Can't wait to see if Happ strikes out swinging or looking here.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Really getting annoyed with Vasgersian bitching about extra innings.

 

I'm sorry you're having to work a little more than normal. Like the rest of us do routinely.

[NotSoSober]

I'm only staying up to watch Javy pitch

[SpongeWorthy]

monty throws 94 now?

 

He always has?

 

I feel like he's more in that 91-92 area more often idk

[soccer10k]

Really getting annoyed with Vasgersian bitching about extra innings.

 

I'm sorry you're having to work a little more than normal. Like the rest of us do routinely.

 

What did he say this time? I missed it.

[KatJ]

Errybody looks tired.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

monty throws 94 now?

 

He always has?

 

I feel like he's more in that 91-92 area more often idk

 

Out of the pen, he can hit 96. More low 90s as a starter.

[KatJ]

I wonder if Jayhey could get more hits if he took maybe a half step in towards the plate?

 

ETA: nice AB Heyward! Keep the batters moving, pls, Cubs.

Edited May 7, 2018 by KatJ